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Me: Shiro! Bring me the Necronomicon!
Shiro: -reaches into his chest and pulls out a book with a strange necronamic aura- KLAATU VERATA NECTO!
-no zombies come forth or make sounds of "Brrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnsssssssss"-
Shiro and Myself (the King of Randomness): woot!!
Shiro: -gives KoR the Necronomicon (the book he just pulled from his chest (not chest as in a box, but chest as in the one that is part of his body!)).-
KoR: okay… here goes nothing. –speaks an incantation after opening the book and then he and Shiro are now in a set for a TV talk show with a large cage of rabid fangirls on one side and a cage of the exact same size (only thicker bars) of fanboys.-
Disclaimer: I own nothing but myself and Yamata, Shiro, plus Doom/Resident-Evil-no-Jutsu.
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-KoR and Shiro are in the center of the TV set that I told you in the author's note, and there are people attending to/working with/maintaining the set. They start broadcasting.-
KoR okay let's get this show on the road!!
Shiro: -imitating Dr. Evil- Start the machine!!
Hanabi (who is also on the set): -imitating Frey- START THE MACHINE!!
Some Random Person: OO –starts a strange device that I failed to mention in the Author's Note (oh and by the way, the Necronomicon is back inside Shiro's chest)-
(with Inuyasha and the crew at Naraku's Castle)
-Naraku is dead and Inuyasha is in the "proposal" type of kneeling position, about to propose to Kagome.-
-ZAP-
(with Naruto, Hinata, and every other Naruto character but Hanabi)
-zap-
(with all of the Final Fantasy 7,10, and 12 series characters)
-ZAP-
(with all of the Kingdom Hearts Characters)
-ZAP-
(with Strong Bad at his PC)
-SB is about to check and answer an email when…-
SB: -just about to type in his email account and password when…-
-ZAP-
(with all of the Code Grass characters)
-ZAP-
(with the "Duke Boys" and Daisy Duke with their car, the General Lee)
Bo: you broke the moonshine…which side do you want it? Right or left?
Luke: -sigh- left—
Bo: -whacks Luke upside the head with the VERY thick Duke family phonebook-
Daisy: -- ooh! That's gotta hurt!
Uncle Jesse: -comes in from nowhere while holding three cases of moonshine, sees Luke on the ground and Bo holding the phonebook- OO …took the words right out of my mouth…
-ZAP-
(with DETHKLOK)
-they are playing "Awaken" on a "DETHipod"…-
DETHipod: Musta-Krakish,
Musta-Krakish,
The time has come, to awaken him.
I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld,
To bring forth this beast and,
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Take the land, that must be taken.
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Devour worlds, smite forsaken
Rise up from your thousand year-old sleep,
Break forth from your grave eternally.
I command you to rise, rise, rise, rise,
rise, rise, rise, rise.
I'm the conjurer of demons,
I'm the father of your death.
I bring forth the ancient evil,
I control his every breath.
I instigate your misfortune,
With the birth of killing trolls.
I awaken Armageddon,
Feeding on a thousand souls.
Awaken,
Awaken,
Awaken,
Awaken,
Solo
Musta-Krakish, (musta)
Musta-Krakish, (musta)
Musta-Krakish, (musta)
Musta-Krakish, (musta),
Musta-Krakish, (musta)
Musta-Krakish, (musta)
Musta-Krakish, (musta)
Musta-Krakish, (musta)
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Take the land, that must be taken.
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Devour worlds, smite forsaken
Rise up from your thousand year-old sleep,
Break forth from your grave eternally.
Weak will die and land will all be burned
Musta-Krakish king and death to worlds.
I command you to
Rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise,
Rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise,
And awaken.
-zap-
(with the FMA crew)
-ZAP-
(with the LoZ characters at Hyrule Castle)
-Link and Zelda are in the middle of the end of their wedding reception…-
-ZAP-
(with all of the DEATH NOTE characters)
-ZAP-
(with all of the DMC characters except for Arkhom, Mundus, and a few others)
-Lady and Virgil are sitting next to each other, Lady holds Virgil's hand-
Virgil: ((OO)) (blushing, with a state of shock…then…slight happiness and a bit of longing…)
-ZAP-
(back at the TV set)
-there are now fanperson-proof barriers trapping the Fanpeople in their respective cages-
KoR: -checking a pocket watch- any minute now…
-ZAP-
-all the characters listed in the scenes before this one are now on the set, and a barrier prevents them from leaving-
Shiro: welcome to…
Hanabi: the…
KoR: greatest Truth/Dare show on earth…
KoR, Hanabi, and Shiro: THE Shiro-HANABI-AND-KING-OF-RANDOMNESS-TALK-SHOW!!
everyone but the Dukes, who had never been on one of these shows before: OH NO! NOT THIS AGAIN!
Shiro, Hanabi, and KoR: that's right! Here, you, the reader/viewer, or the host(s) , can "dare" anyone of the characters (except for the three that are saying this) to do anything or "ask" them any question! However, only a host may dare/ask one of his/her co-hosts. And if you (the one that is dared/asked a question) doesn't do the dare or truthfully answer the question, you have the choice of entering either the cage of Fangirls –points to that cage- or the cage of Fanboys –points to that cage-!
all:OO
KoR: now, since I'm the oldest host here, I'll make the first dare/ask the first question! LIGHT! I DARE YOU TO PUT THE NAME Paris Hilton IN THE DEATH NOTE!!
all: halleluiah! THANK YOU (insert whatever deity/deities you believe in here!)
Light: THANK YOU! –takes out his DEATH NOTE and a pen- now how do you spell that name whose owner of that name's singing sounds like "nails on a chalkboard" to all?
KoR: -rights down name on an ordinary piece of paper and gives it to Light-
Light: THANKS! -copies said name into his DEATH NOTE- DELETE!
(somewhere)
Paris Hilton: -dies of a heart attack-
(back with us)
Shiro: Hanabi-chan, I think you should get this next one.
Hanabi: alright… Shiro-kun, I dare you to copy Sephiroth's powers via the Randomnigon that you got from KingofRandomness via blood transplant, and use those powers in a fight with my father!
Hiashi: OO did she just say what I think she just said!?…sh-t-f-ck!
Sephiroth: OO WTF!? WHEN DID THAT BLOOD TRANSPLANT HAPPEN!?
Shiro: okay…-activates the Randomnigon (his eyes start to resemble the Twilight Zone spiral)- okay Sephy, look into my eyes (the Randomnigon can copy ANY ability (even kekei genkai) except for demon abilities and author powers (but it still does devil trigger)) now…time for my limit breaker! –a raven-colored wing comes out of his back, a 6-foot katana appears at his side- now… are you ready Hiashi-sama? (with a bit of an echo in his voice)
Hiashi: OO oh sh-t! hey wait a minute! Is it just me, or are Link and Zelda in wedding clothes!? I just noticed something! Why are Link and Zelda in wedding clothes?
Link: -opens his mouth to speak-
Zelda: because today's our wedding day, and the reception was almost over!
Link: -closes his mouth, smiles, and squeezes Zelda's hand, which now has a ring of one of the fingers-
Zelda: -squeezes back and smiles, with a slight blush on her face-
all but the Hyrule crew: OO oh the poor, poor, newly-wedded couple…
Shiro: …wait! Lets not change the subject until this chapter's dares/questions are over!
all but Hiashi: right! Ooh this is going to be awesome!
KoR: -snaps his fingers, and a screen shows a battlefield and Shiro and Hiashi are on that same battlefield-
(A/N since "One-winged Angel" is exclusively Sephiroth's theme song, we will go between "Through the Fire and the Flames" by Dragonforce and "Free Bird" by Lynard Skynard!)
-the first non-exclusive song starts playing-
Shiro: unsheathes the 6-foot-long katana and gets into a ready stance as Hiashi prepares for both a fight and a world of hurt by drawing out his own sword- THAT'S ENOUGH!
-Shiro disappears in a flash of light and reappears behind Hiashi and looks as if he had swung the sword to the side-
Hiashi: -blocks a series of mako-based slashes and tries to cut Shiro from behind-
Shiro: -teleports behind Hiashi and nocks Hiashi into the air with his katana-
Hiashi: -manages to block Shiro's aerial attacks with his own attacks-
-they land-
Shiro: -is surrounded by a purple aura, and ascends-
Hiashi: oh sh-t!
Shiro: DESCEND…HEARTLESS…ANGEL!!
-the attack connects-
Hiashi: -now has one hp left and no chakra- OO
Shiro: time to finish this… -starts attacking from when the first song ends and then…-
Hiashi: -just manages to parry all these attacks-
BGM: …oh won't you fly high oh Free Bird yeah… -really fast and long guitar solo-I mean trio begins-
Hanabi: woo! Go Shiro go Shiro go!
Shiro: :)
Hiashi: O.o…achoo!
Shiro: -teleports to one end of the battlefield, summons a set of small meteors (a few hit Hiashi), teleports to Hiashi's front, runs the katana through him a few times, teleports away again, and summons a HUGE meteor, which also hits Hiashi.-
Hanabi: :)…FINISH HIM!!
Hiashi: O.O what does she want him to do!? Beat some sense into me or kill me!?
Shiro: teleports again and descends, katana pointing downward, and it pierces Hiashi from the back-
Hiashi: -falls, defeated, but not dead-
Shiro: -uses a phoenix down to revive Hiashi-
Hiashi: why did you bring me back!?
Shiro: -sheaths his 6-foot-long katana- so that you know not to try to interfere with mine and Hanabi-chan's relationship, even though calling it a "relationship" can be considered an understatement, and the same thing goes for Naruto and Hinata, whom you WILL let Naruto-dono marry Hinata-dono! –takes out the Noisy Cricket- you got that?
Hiashi: O.O yes!
Shiro: good. And one more ting: -whispers "His Royally Random Majesty is an author" in Hiashi's ear- now lets get back shall we?
Hiashi: O.O oh sh-t!!
five minutes later..
-everyone is back at the set, the song finally ends, and everyone is surprised to find a VERY less conservative/strict Hiashi…-
Hanabi: oh! Shiro-kun! You still have your dare/question!
Shiro: oh! Right! Father (Orochimaru) I dare you to permanently seal yourself in Lord Deaths belly by having KoR kill you!
Orochimaru: after such an epiphany and display of raw power, I would gladly do so. But first…-forms seals- SEAL TRANSFER JUTSU! –puts his hands on the now normal-state Shiro and a strange spirit-thingy (Hachibi no Yamata no Orochi, the eight-tailed serpent) leaves Orochimaru's body and seals itself in Shiro's body- now KoR I know you have your own DEATH NOTE and Shiro, what I just did transferred Hachibi from my body to yours, as was done from parent to child for generations in the Yamata clan…when the parent felt that the child was ready…, now KoR, please, kill me with that DEATH NOTE of yours and kill me permanently, for I have no regrets…
KoR: -takes out his DEATH NOTE, the one who's original owner was Lord Death himself, and a pen, writes down Orochimaru's name, and the proper cause of death, and closes the notebook-
Orochimaru: (controlled by the powers of the DEATH NOTE) -commits seppuku, and dies-
Shiro: so… I'm a…jinchuuriki AND the guardian of the Necronomicon now…Hanabi, I know you probably hate and/or fear me now but I'll never stop loving you—
Hanabi: HOW CAN I EVER HATE YOU!? NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, YOU'RE STILL THE Shiro-kun THAT I FELL IN LOVE WITH ALL THOSE YEARS AGO! AND I STILL HAVE NO REASON TO FEAR YOU! …I promise that I will always be at your side… I promise…because I… I'VE ALWAYS LOVE YOU Shiro-kun AND I ALWAYS WILL!
Shiro: oh my beloved Hanabi-chan…
-the two embrace.. and then they kiss-
all: aww…
Hinata: hey they kind of remind me of…us…
Naruto: …took the words right out of my mouth…
(a/n Link and Zelda could probably say the same…end of a/n)
(a/n the scene from the end of the last dare to this has cut out of the broadcast and added to the "deleted/alternate scenes" section of the DVD's that were being made for selling once the season was over end of a/n)
KoR: now that we've all got our dares completed, it's time for you, the reader to send in your Dares and/or questions via review! And you future readers/people who are already readers of this show will check out the responses after these messages!
-they go to commercial while getting rid of Orochimaru's body-
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so what do you think? First give us your dare or your question, then the actual review!
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