A/N: It is pretty obvious that I don't own Spongebob... ** WARNING Slight spoiler for episode "I'm with Stupid" **

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It was a bright and happy day in Bikini Bottom.

Everyone was happy even Old Man Higginbottom.

Yes all was happy except Squidward...

For music and art was what he preferred.

Sure he was angry and lonely...

But needed something known as his "one and only".

He usally sleeps angry and grim...

As if he was torn limb from limb.

He hasn't any family that he can remember.

That's why his heart's cold as December.

"Oh how I wonder who parented me,"

Squidward said to a gloomy degree.

An abundant number of questions have been driving him mad!

...It picked at him as a little lad!

As a child he was desserted...

If he wasn't his additude would be inverted.

At an orphanage he was raised...

And then his mind had been blazed.

He had nothing to connect to his folks...

This is the biggest that invokes...

After high-school he was let into the world...

And when he came to his dorm, he hurled.

It was as messy as can be!!

He did not expect this after his associate degree...

Dispite this he lived and slept in this filthy room...

Aor he couldn't afford a house like a tomb.

He could not get his diploma at the college though...

Aor he day-dreamed of Vincent Van Gogh.

He did not pass anything as much as we know!

This is why he works at the Krusty Krab...

And why he can't afford a meat slab.

The peirod of thinking of his parent's have stopped...

Until Patricks parents stopped [by]...

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ReiNny(aka sister): Dont rhyme anymore!!!

foodoo: Okie Dokie