O-tanjoubi Omedetou Maki-chan. A headcanon of mine that I thought about last year.

Genres: Action, Romance, Drama, Comedy, Yuri, Lemon (Incoming but don't know when, lol) and Gore?

Pairings: Nearly all the Canon Parings (NicoMaki, NozoEli, KotoUmi, RinPana, and EreAn) Sorry, I don't know if I can tackle TsubaHono since I have plans for Honoka.

Tags: Super Badass µ's (Not Sorry At All)

Characters might tend to be OOC at times due to the situations that they went through.

Gunshot Zero (Prologue): A Story Ends and a New One Begins After It

Screams...

There were screams of terror, then the sounds of gunshots resounding on the mall.

Erratic breathing, bullets tearing through air and glasses getting broken from said gunshots.

Smoke rising up from cans that were in rolling on the floor and scary men that wore masks started rampaging without a care in the establishment.

Maki knew that there was something wrong happening at the mall where her idol group went to and the next thing she knew, her hair was being pulled by a masked man with a bulletproof suit and the rest of μ's demanding her release.

"What did you say bitch!?" She knew the man wanted her to repeat what she said in English and so she did.

"Let us go, fuckers!" And she spat on her captor's sunglasses with her saliva as a sign of defiance. She felt that she nailed the swearing part and smiled smugly at him...

But she didn't know that she would get a slap to her face. It hurt like hell since she never received a slap and with that kind of force. She heard ringing in her ears and tears escaped her eyes while her feet couldn't touch the ground. She heard Rin scream her name and maybe even Eli struggling to go to her side. Other people huddled together in a corner with tied hands and fans going wild when they saw their beloved Scarlet Princess getting hurt.

"Drag all the other hostages except these women to another area; they are getting to noisy for their own good." A man different from the one grabbing Maki's hair had ordered the armed group who were pointing their guns to the fans. They did as they were told and forcibly dragged the hostages to another section of the mall.

"Fucking slut." Maki's captor cursed as he grabbed her hair roughly making her cry out in pain while grabbing with his gloved hands.

"Maki-chan! Stop doing that! You will get hurt if you continue!" Honoka screamed along with the rest of μ's. She felt the deep worry she is causing to everyone once she whipped her head to their direction.

She gasped, eyes with wide horror and fear taking control over her body. Nico wasn't there with the rest of her friends. She wasn't there with them, she wasn't anywhere. Maki whipped her head frantically in all directions where her sight can land on.

"Nico-chan!? Where is Nico-chan!? Nico-chan!?"

When Maki knew that Nico wasn't in their area, she began panicking and struggling to get free from the grasp of the terrorist.

"We were separated from Nicocchi!" Nozomi screamed in worry since Maki was going to get killed by these wicked men if she continued to struggle against them. A terrorist grabbed her loose purple twin tails and told her to be become quiet or he would hurt her.

"Heh, this redhead slut lost her mind. What the hell is a Nico anyway?" The man grinned wickedly and decided to press his pistol to her left chest near her heart.

"Maki-chan!" The remaining members of μ's saw what happened with horror.

"This girl is cute, too bad that her mouth is foul. Heh, what if I put my stick in her mouth to clean it?"

When he saw how the redhead struggled in his hold, his lust overcame him and joked around with his comrades with what he should do with her.

"If you did that, you would be hunted by millions of fans, dumbass. But that offer is a bit is tempting though. If so, I will take this grey haired girl; she's too cute and I want to taint her innocence so badly."

The person who was grabbing Kotori's rope laughed loudly while yanking it, forcing the designer to fall down to the ground. Letting out a cry of pain from the impact, Kotori's body shivered due to fear. Umi's mind snapped when she saw what was happening to her childhood friend and tried to get up from her kneeling pose only to be roughly pushed to the ground with a kick to the side. She coughed saliva and gasped for air, tears welling up in her usually strong amber eyes.

"No you don't." Another man snickered at the pitiful sight of the blue-haired archer.

"I can't believe that we got such VIPs at this mall. We are so lucky! Hahaha! They will have to pay us a high ransom for their freedom but we didn't say that we wouldn't have our way with them! Hahaha!"

A man who seemed to be the leader of this group of terrorists that's guarding this section laughed while grabbing Honoka's face with one hand while the other started to lower to his zipper. Maki was starting to lose hope upon seeing what was happening to her friends but smiled nonetheless when she thought that at least Nico wouldn't have to suffer this humiliation that would shortly happen to them. The man put his pistol back to its holster and inched his free hand to her chest while grinning lecherously making Maki grit her teeth.

"Noooo! NICO-CHAN!" She yelled as closed her eyes and screamed for her senior when the hand was a few centimeters away. She honestly didn't know why she did it but it made her feel that if she didn't do it then her mind would break.

"Screaming for help? No one's gonna sav-"

*BANG*

A gunshot was heard and the one who was going to molest Hanayo fell to the ground, blood staining the marble floors.

The other men hurriedly looked at the direction where the bullet came from and saw a small framed raven-haired girl holding a submachine gun of one of their comrades. Her ruby eyes were lifeless as she glared them to death.

"What the fuc-"

*BANG*

The leader was on the ground with a hole in his mask...

And Nishikino Maki knew her life wouldn't be the same when she saw what her beloved senior was doing in front of her...

AN:This story is only intended for entertainment purposes and by no means tackles things related to World Issues such as Politics, World Wide Terrorism, Real Military related stuff, Criminal Inner-Workings and Religion. This is a work of fiction and isn't meant to offend anyone or anything such as real life people, races, ideals, and ways of life.

A means of entertainment that came into life from my overactive imagination and love for µ's.

My main purpose for writing this is to honor the nine goddesses in the only way that I know and can do which is writing.

Hope that you will enjoy this shitty ride along with me.

Reviews would be appreciated.

Update: This was proofread and edited by the lovely user GroundZeroFirework-san, please do drop by her profile and read her works(That TsubaHonk Angst had killed me).