Pickup lines

by AmandaVincent13

Wally and Robin are in a bit of a duel. Everyday for the next week, they have to go up to their girlfriend (Zatanna and Artemis) and say 1 pickup line. The girls would rank the line 1-10, 10 being the greatest. At the end of the week, whom ever has the most points, wins! Who will win? A sassy, speedster with a bad boy attitude, or a charm full bird, who can win over any girl?

1. Chapter 1

If I owned YJ, would I be sitting at home with a bag of Dorito's writing fanfiction? Didn't think so…

"Hey Artemis, are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see…" Wally said, he had on his flirtation face, ready to attack his pray with a pounce… (LOL THAT SOUNDED REALLY SEXUAL…)

"jeez, I've never heard that one before… give It a three." Artemis was sitting on the couch trying to read her book… course she couldn't get anything done with an eight-teen year old child sitting next to her, she loved her boyfriend, but not enough to deal with the pickup lines.

"Really Wally, that's the best you can do?" Robin was typing away on his computer trying to write a paper for his English class… but he was with Artemis on this, he loved his best friend, but he hated the pickup lines. They kind of made him uncomfortable because his two best friends (besides Roy) were dating and he was always around when something SUPER weird was going on.

"tt, like you could do better? Wally mocked.

"tt, yeah…"

"Fine, then allow me to go get Zatanna…" Wally speed down the hall and a few seconds later all you could hear was this, "WALLY! WHAT THE HELL! PUT ME DOWN! YOU CAN'T BARDGE INTO A 15 YEAR-OLD GIRLS ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING AND DRAG HER OUT!"

Artemis and Dick just looked at each other, both giggling to their selves… then the heard this, *SLAP* then, "OW!" then, *thud*

Zatanna walked out a few seconds later, her face bright red and her hands in fists down by her side… She. Looked. Pissed. Wally slowly creped around the corner, you could see the hand print on his face.

"Uh, Zee? You okay?" The bird asked, slowly closing his computer.

"NO IM NOT OKAY! I JUST GOT DRAGGED OUT OF MY ROOM BY MY FEET, THEN PICKED UP, THEN DROPPED AGAIN!" Zatanna practacly screamed at the boy, but his face showed no reaction but a small smirk on the left side of his mouth.

"Are you on your period?" Zatanna looked at the boy.

"I'm gonna go finish my homework..." Zatanna began to walk out of the room when Wally yanked her by the arm and said," Wait! Robin here has something he would like to share with you…"

"Uh-huh, ok… shoot."

"A lot of people say that Disney land is the happiest place on Earth. So clearly. They've never been in your arms…"

"Ahhhhh! I want one!" Artemis screeched.

"UM ok… I see how it is. Ok so moment of truth, rated 1-10, 10 being the best, were would you rank that pick up line?"

"7" Artemis said calmly. She glanced over at Zatanna. She was blushing a bright shade of pink. She looked back at Wally. His face red and his hands in fists. He finally spoke. "Oh it. Is. SOOO on…"