I was on Skype with my friend Olivia, And I was doing this and stuff, so she was all, "Stop it. Don't annoy me.. annoy THEM! *points at you* ... well, you get the point. The actually said: omg you should do an ff But that seemed bland... and boring... just like your heart, olive... JK JK!!! Xd hope you enjoy this. I lub you all!!!!!
Tim: We don't own Twilight... And Edward is not my Daddy...
Me: HAHA
Tim: Stoopid solid figure!!!
Me: you don't even exist!
Me and Olivia at the playground....
Olivia: I'm so bored....
Me: OH MY JACOB BLACK AND JASPER CULLEN!
Olivia: What?!
Me: IT'S JACOB BLACK AND JASPER CULLEN
Olivia: ... They aren't here.
Me: Yuh huh. You ahve to BELIEVE!!!!!!!!
*points to the cullens and A pomeranian*
Me: EEWWWWWWW ITS GAY-WARD!!!
Edward: WHY DOS EVERYONE SAY THAT?!
Jasper: Haha, they think I'm hot.
Me: No, no, jusy me. Olivia is more jacob then you
Edward: Doen't 'Team asper' mean they want YOU and my bella to be together?
Me: .... I'm just here cuz he is....
Bella: .... I think you should go see Nessie....
Me: THE bleep WHO STOLE MY DUGGY?! *hugs pomerainian* MY JACOB
Jacob: I'm over here....
Me: OMGJBAJC!!!!
olivia: WHAT?!
Me: IT'S... IT'S... *chokes* need... C... P.... R...!!!
Edward: I'll do it!
Me: NO...!! NEED, FROM, JACOBBBBB
Jacob: *poke*
Me: OMJBAJC I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob: that's what I do, That's what, i, do..... *Crcks fingers*
Me: OMIGJACOBSLASHJASPER!!!!! YOU ROCKKKK!!!!!!!
Review=a can of awesomesauce ad my luv XD