I opened my eyes to see a dark haired Asian woman holding me in her arms, something that alarmed me immensely seeing that I was a fully grown ass man. She looked exhausted, or at least she appeared to be with my blurry eyes and all that. She seemed to stare at me and then started to speak in bloody Japanese. Bloody Japanese! Do you know how hard it is to learn to write in Japanese?! It has three different systems, each with a different way to write it! Four including the romaji (english) way… and apparently I had been born once again, robbing me of my chance to meet my friends and family in the afterlife. Not that I really cared, being apathetic and not caring when it came to other people, tiring myself out when I tried. Sure emotions such as anger and annoyance came to me easily, while other things that made people happy didn't affect me as much. Putting up an act around most people was tiring and trying to be seen as a nice and quiet person was annoying no matter how much it would help later in life. . Maybe that's why I decided to end my life, sooner than later. Hiding away my quirky (get it?) self was more out of embarrassment though. But this is a new life, so… YOLT- you only live twice!

Anyway, falling asleep easily, my new mother? picked me up and took me home, not that I noticed much seeing as I blacked out most of the time for the next couple years until I was four, my new baby instincts overpowering my older and mature mind, until I got my quirk.
Yes, that's right, my quirk. Seeing as though the only manga and anime I had heard of and read or seen with "quirks" was My Hero Academia- Boku no Hero Academia in Japanese- I realized I was in a fictional world though I didn't care as long as I wasn't a major character in the upcoming conflict depending on where in the storyline I was born in.

The minute my parents saw me on fire, they took me to the doctors. Apparently, my mother was quirkless so they were worried about how it would affect me.
Since the years before I got my quirk were hazy, due to the baby side taking over, I never truly learned my name until the day we went to register my quirk. And do you know what? I was Enji-fucking-Todoroki! With the same quirk Hellfire, it was sure to be a hell raising experience! (-Get it? Hellfire, hell raising? No? umm… moving on…please excuse this unscheduled pun-) BTW, guess WHAT? (what?) During my quirk examination, I saw Midoriya Izuku! HAHAHahahahahha… Fuck this shite I'm out.

A few days later after ignoring Izuku (no matter how fucking cute he was) I ran into him again at the park where Katuski was bullying Izuku for the first official time!

Plot strikes once again! I'm guessing they want me to help him and form a meaningful relationship so I would become a hero and save everyone with my future knowledge and yada yada yada. Hell Naw! I'm staying out of that shithole of a plot. Right when I thought that, I'm assuming (don't make an ass out of you and me- wait, actually that's fine, 'cause I would be one hot bun! Get it? Hot because of fire? Huh? Huh? … Too much?...yeah prob- no one asked for your opinion bub) Kami or some shitty higher up got bored of me rebelling and force walked me over to them where I punched Katsuki in the face with my baby ass strength.

"Stop bullying this baby cinnamon roll, Katsuki-chan," I drawled out bored and sick of this already.

Katsuki didn't seem to take being called -chan very well and started spewing curse words like a fucking sailor, scowling with all the force his baby fat face could muster.

"Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do, you shitty extra!"

I have to admit, I thought I was ready for the baby insults that would eventually come my way, but I had underestimated my anger at being called an "extra". Not that I cared too much, but it was a lot more anger than I had anticipated. I was expecting 0.0000001% anger or annoyance, instead I felt (OVER 9,000! percent) 0.0000002% anger! Congrats Katsuki! You've earned a prize!... My Fist.

After punching Katsuki and inevitably getting scolded, I turned to Izuku. "See you later cinnamon roll-san. It was nice meeting you."

With that, I tried to walk away like the badass I was. Keyword, tried. I looked back to see Baby Cinnamon Roll (BCR) grabbing onto my shirt.

"A-ano, p-pwease w-w-wait a second! I, u-um wanted to-to thank y-you for-" I cut him off. "BCR, you have nothing to thank me for." I smile, or I try to anyway. "it's common sense to step in when someone bullies another person. How else could you be a hero if you don't even do that?"

Vaguely I hear him mumble, "Who's BCR?" How precious, I must preserve his innocence! Class 1-A will definitely help me with this when we get into UA. Wait we? When did I decide to be a hero? Who cares? I wanna be the very best (that no one ever was~?) hero ever! Ya right. Still anything to be near my new obsession- *ahem* I mean "friend".

So time skip years later with me still being friends with Izuku and sort of bonding with Katsuki and we were on our way applying for UA. Over the past decade-we so old now- I was like the glue holding Katsuki and Izuku from getting to far apart, so it was a lot better than in canon.

Sure, Katsuki still screamed and cursed a lot but he never called me or Izuku worthless or extras. And Izuku still got his quirk almost a year before the application to UA like canon.

As for me?

I found out that I WAS related to Shouto and Endeavor through my mother's side. Enji was her brother or cousin or sister (ha!) or some shit, but he never acknowledged her after he became a hero and became obsessed with being the #1 hero. She named me after that lame excuse for a/an parent (organism) so he would talk to her or something. How sad. She took dad's last name and made me keep her last name so if I ever became a hero, people would know I was related to the #2 hero (and the future pro-hero Shouto).

I'm not close to my parents at all if you can tell. I trained a lot and slept over at Izuku and Katsuki's house a lot, more often than not to get out of my stuffy house for a bit. Oh, and I legally changed my name to Enji Fucking Todoroki, so if anyone asked for my name, that's what I would say. Also, I grew up, or am growing up, to be a bishounen version of Endeavor if anyone was wondering. And yes, I am very vain about my appearance, though I'm gay as fuck. (A/N: What the fuck happened to the strike-through option?!)

Instead of listening to everything I said, this is what we did over the past decade if you got bored: Izuku and Katsuki are buddies yada yada yada… I am related to Endeavor and Shouto blah blah blah… Izuku has a quirk yay and it's UA entrance exam time right about

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