Nick was a lonely man. At age 46, we had no wife, and he still lives with his mother.
He was arrested for public nudity, and the story goes something like this......
One day Nick was sitting at his moms house, flipping through the telei. He found one
show very interesting. It was Barney, yes thats right a 46 year old grown man who liked
Barney. Barney was a big fat naked purple dinosaur. We saw him playing around the
playground in front of little kids. Nick saw that Barney was having fun, and Nick hadnt had
much fun in about umm..46 years.
Nick drove hs bicycle down to Johnson Elementary school. He saw Barney playing,
and all the kids having fun. Nick came out in the playground wearing a trench coat(
with nothing underneath) . He took it off, and Nick was painted purple, yes even in the
unusual areas. he stated running around. All the kids were crying, and Nick was laughing.
The cops came, and chased Nick around the playground. Nick thought that they were
playing with him. Nick was wrong however. the cops tackled him, and Nick said"no im on base!"
He was handcuffed (and dressed) When he went to the police station, he said this,
"How come when Barney runs around naked in front of little kids, everyone has a good time. But
when i do it, it becomes a problem???
Nick was sent to 5 years in the state penetrary. He excaped however when he flashed a security guard
and ran. Nobody wants to see that.
If you see Nick on the streets, walk away. Do not talk to this man.
man. He is extremely dangerous........he could be watching you right now, or not.
I just wanted to scare you.
He was arrested for public nudity, and the story goes something like this......
One day Nick was sitting at his moms house, flipping through the telei. He found one
show very interesting. It was Barney, yes thats right a 46 year old grown man who liked
Barney. Barney was a big fat naked purple dinosaur. We saw him playing around the
playground in front of little kids. Nick saw that Barney was having fun, and Nick hadnt had
much fun in about umm..46 years.
Nick drove hs bicycle down to Johnson Elementary school. He saw Barney playing,
and all the kids having fun. Nick came out in the playground wearing a trench coat(
with nothing underneath) . He took it off, and Nick was painted purple, yes even in the
unusual areas. he stated running around. All the kids were crying, and Nick was laughing.
The cops came, and chased Nick around the playground. Nick thought that they were
playing with him. Nick was wrong however. the cops tackled him, and Nick said"no im on base!"
He was handcuffed (and dressed) When he went to the police station, he said this,
"How come when Barney runs around naked in front of little kids, everyone has a good time. But
when i do it, it becomes a problem???
Nick was sent to 5 years in the state penetrary. He excaped however when he flashed a security guard
and ran. Nobody wants to see that.
If you see Nick on the streets, walk away. Do not talk to this man.
man. He is extremely dangerous........he could be watching you right now, or not.
I just wanted to scare you.