Okay, so this is my first fanfic/inspirational piece from Deathnote
Disclaimer: I don't own Deathnote or it's characters.
I really want to write some more, but cannot find the time or inspiration.
Anyways (I am blabbering)-here's my first
Near's Thoughts-random time
He's playing darts (by the way)
Zoom! Crash! Bang! Woosh! Oh my god, I need more legos! Who will get them for me? I cannot be seen. Kira! I will catch this "Kira."
Toys! People say I eat my toys. I do not! That is an eating disorder I don't have…or do I? Oh, the new robo-30xxd came in. Maybe I
can get it early. I am a genius, after all! Awww, the Kira case hasn't been solved! Who is Kira? My hero died. Poor L. he is a failure. He
couldn't solve the puzzle. Just like Mello. Mello is number 2 too! He is over-emotional, while I keep mine on the inside. They are a
weakness if publicly displayed. Should I eat this cool alien-head? It looks good to eat. No! My airplane is busted…. Stupid plane that
flies into everything without a remote control! I'm Number 1! People think I am totally gay for Mello…wtf? He's hot though. My idol is
dead. I'm an orphan. Good thing I don't show emotion. This is very depressing. takes deep breath Toys! Okay, L is dead. Who's the
new L? Raito. Raito isn't like the old L. He's Kira! My block looks like a piece of chocolate. Mello, he loves chocolate. Over-emotional,
chocolate-addict. It causes him to fail. He's a failure…like L. Toys! I like darts, but I suck at them. Maybe they aren't the right size. Must
order new ones. This is the only thing I suck at! Would Mello beat me at darts? Then he'd finally be Number 1! That cannot happen, so
must practice! Buy more darts! White is a good color…it is neutral and pure. I am pure and neutral. Go me! I am Number 1! Kira is
Raito, but I have no proof! Did L have proof? Is that why he died? Mello is using the Mafia to get what he wants. Stupid Mello! He does
whatever he has to in order to win, but is this positive? I think not! Bad Mello! I am good though. At puzzles. I need another puzzle. In
my spare time I should solve the puzzle of life. Then hunt down Raito and make sure Kira never comes back! But seriously, the Wii came
out and solving puzzles makes it hard to play those awesome games. Maybe I should just quit. No! If I quit I won't have enough money
to buy toys! TOYS! My racecar is stuck in the garage again and I really want the driver. My team is half-gone. I don't know why. Was it
Mello? He wouldn't do that would he? He may, crazy bastard. I don't talk like a dictionary. And I am not gay for Mello! Or at least
there is no proof! I should catch Kira but I am overwhelmed with thoughts. More buildings for my city would be nice. Do people get
annoyed with my toys? Of course not! I am adorable. Just like L: his true successor. But he's dead. What does that say? When does the
new action figure of The Thing come out? I don't like movies. I like toys. Yeah. Kira! Toys! L! Mello! Toys…stupid darts!!! misses
Okay-this was fun to write-considering Near is not one of my fav characters, but funny-lolz
I hope to write another for mello, raito, matt, ryuu, misa, and mikami!
Well, all done now
Comment please!