TheGoodDoctor: Ianto mate, can you make me some coffee?
FrothyCoffee: Yes, of course. What would you like?
TheGoodDoctor: A coffee, I just said.
FrothyCoffee: I know that, I mean what type of coffee would you like?
TheGoodDoctor: One with caffeine?
FrothyCoffee: All coffees have caffeine in them Owen…unless its decaf, which still contains some remnants of caffeine but not as much as a regular coffee. Still effective though. Although I prefer good old Arabica beans!
TheGoodDoctor: What? I dunno what you're going on about, I just want a bloody coffee! Is that so much to ask for?
FrothyCoffee: I was simply informing you of the types of coffee beans used with non-decaf coffee.
TheGoodDoctor: Right. Can I just have a coffee? Please?
FrothyCoffee: And once again I ask. What TYPE of coffee would you like?
TheGoodDoctor: Whaddya mean? The coffee you always bring me!
FrothyCoffee: Yes, I know, but maybe you'd like to try something different. For instance, Tosh has a double shot vanilla latte, extra froth, extra hot. Gwen has a flat white. Jack has an Americano with whole milk and a dash of caramel. I favour the caramel macchiato, what would you like?
TheGoodDoctor: I don't care about all the types of ponsey coffee! Just bring me some will ya! I'm half asleep down here!
FrothyCoffee: Then in that case I would suggest a espresso shot, although I doubt you'd drink it. I wouldn't want to waste my new Jamaica Blue Mountain beans, you'd probably spit it on the floor, which id have to clean up, might I add. I could add a dash of milk to it, and tonnes of sugar (ruining the taste of my beans). I guess I'll just give a cappuccino with the regular beans?
TheGoodDoctor: Your talkin a loada bollox mate, just bring me my coffee down before I go ransack your machine and make one myself!
FrothyCoffee: You wouldn't dare!
TheGoodDoctor: I would, if I don't get my coffee soon! Jeez, a tea-boy who won't bring me my coffee.
FrothyCoffee: I'm not a tea-boy, that would imply I serve everyone tea. Which I don't, unless it Tosh's green/flavoured tea that I tend to crack out when she's on a detox.
TheGoodDoctor: Right, whatever, going to your coffee machine now. Any last words?
FrothyCoffee: Noooo! I'm making your coffee now! Would you like a cappuccino?
TheGoodDoctor: Cuppuccino's are for girls!
FrothyCoffee: Just a minute ago you said 'get me anything'…
TheGoodDoctor: Anything apart from a pussey drink!
FrothyCoffee: A latte then?
TheGoodDoctor: That sounds too girley…What does Jack drink?
FrothyCoffee: I just told you earlier, an Americano.
TheGoodDoctor: Haha! Nice one that, what's that like?
FrothyCoffee: It's basically an espresso shot with hot water…
TheGoodDoctor: I'll have that then!
FrothyCoffee: With or without milk?
TheGoodDoctor: I dunno. I'm quite busy, can you just make me my damn drink already!
FrothyCoffee: It's a simple question Owen. Would you like me to add milk or not?
TheGoodDoctor: Yeah! Alright, milk!
FrothyCoffee: Skimmed, semi-skimmed, whole, or soy?
TheGoodDoctor: What!?
FrothyCoffee: What type of milk would you like?
TheGoodDoctor: Oh god! How can anyone be this picky about a flippin coffee!
FrothyCoffee: I'm not a mind reader! You could be lactose intolerant for all I know!
TheGoodDoctor: We'll I haven't complained about milk before, have i?
FrothyCoffee: That is also true. So, what milk? I assume no soy, unless you would like to cut down on your lactose in-take for some reason. Although soy milk does make a considerably lighter and frothier froth.
TheGoodDoctor: It's like talking to a brick wall!
FrothyCoffee: Well answer my question then!
TheGoodDoctor: WHOLE MILK! Happy?
FrothyCoffee: You sure, whole milk is creamier and might disguise the rich taste of the new blend I have. It's also higher in fat. How do you feel about cholesterol Owen?
TheGoodDoctor: Fuck sake! Skimmed milk then!
FrothyCoffee: Mm, that's basically just half watered down and you're going to have a substantial amount of water in your Americano anyway.
TheGoodDoctor: Give me whole milk then!
FrothyCoffee: Oh, no. Its okay, I've already started to froth the skimmed.
TheGoodDoctor: Well what you moaning about then?
FrothyCoffee: I'm not 'moaning' Owen. I'm just giving you the best option possible.
TheGoodDoctor: Yeah, for a shittin coffee!
FrothyCoffee: How dare you insult my coffee like that! DE-CAF.
TheGoodDoctor: Oh come on, I didn't mean It like that. I just want a coffee.
FrothyCoffee: Alright, I'll forgive you this once.
TheGoodDoctor: Good.
FrothyCoffee: Now, how many sugars?
TheGoodDoctor: My usual.
FrothyCoffee: Okay 6. What sugar would you like?
TheGoodDoctor: OH FOR GOD SAKE! ANY!
FrothyCoffee: I have brown, white, and sweetener. Have you tried sweetener Owen?
TheGoodDoctor: White. And no. It gives you cancer, I'ts all chemicals. Very unhealthy.
FrothyCoffee: Mmm, that is true. Okay. Your 6 sugared Americano with a dash of skimmed milk is nearly ready. Ill bring it to you in a second.
TheGoodDoctor: Thank fuck for that.
FrothyCoffee: What mug would you like?
TheGoodDoctor: FUCK OFF.
FrothyCoffee: Well that wasn't very pleasant.