Things Anna isn't allowed to do anymore.
By MissDifferent.

Summary: All these are things Anna isn't allowed to do anymore in Hogwarts.

A/N: Anna is my OC by the way… anyway, read this thing? Hope you like (maybe LOVE?) it?
He. Hehe. I love you all yah?

Sitting at the Gryffindor table and say that they are my best friends forever.
Because it is lying. It also starts "interesting" rumors about his sexuality.

Singing "nobody's perfect" while pointing at Voldemort is prohibited.

Buying a red dress is not allowed. Wearing it and commenting on how it "suits his taint" is also not allowed.

Putting a Puke-pill in Pansy's birthday cake is NOT going to make you popular.

It is not favorable to put on Death-eater clothes and yelling "I WILL GET YOU MUDBLOOD"

Even if its funny.

Stalking Potter and whispering "He will get you. He will kill you. He is HERE!" and then pouncing on said Potter is only going to get him hexed.

Asking Potter how his parents are doing isn't something you should do.

Because he will then cry.

Running around naked only scares people.

I will not lick people's cheeks just to gross them out.

I will not hug Hermione while she is working.

Nor will I hug Ron.

Telling first years that the giant squid is actually really nice and is just "misunderstood" isn't very nice.

If they get hurt, you will be in trouble.

Telling Hermione that books are illegal is going to make her cry.

Telling her that you worked the problem out by burning all of them is not going to help her.

Braiding Dumbledore's beard is prohibited.

Even though he asked.

I shall not ask my Arithmancy teacher what X is equal in an unknown equality.

It is a bad idea to tell the First years that Dumbledore is Santa.

Because they will believe it.

Sitting on his lap asking him what he's got you for Christmas isn't a good idea.

Putting on round glasses, a black wig and drawing a lightning bolt on your forehead, then making everybody call you "the-boy-who-lived-and-who-is-perfect" is only going to make Potter angry with you.

Flirting with the Fat Lady isn't right.

Even if she liked it.

I am not possessed by Macbeth. Therefore, I can't just kill people who are in my way.

Even when people are saying I'm "going commando" does not mean I have to show them the contrary.

Especially when I can't.

Tandoori owl is not on the menu. I should stop asking.

Albus Dumbledore's name is not "Gandalf". Nor is he Father Christmas or Santa.

Telling first and second years that the Whomping Willow is really a Entwife is frowned upon.

I will not refer to professor Lupin as a nice doggy.

Nor will I call the grim that.

I shan't give rings away and signing the note accompanying them Voldemort.

Nor will I sign the Love letters Snape gets Voldemort.

I am forbidden to have my private army and use it to beat up one blond gray-eyed git.

Making the House-Elves have a revolution isn't nice.

Using nose-bleed pills on members of the staff is not funny.

Using it on pupils isn't either.

Stealing mad-eyed Moody's eye is not appreciated by him.

I am not the wicked witch of the west.

I shan't refer to Mrs. Umbrige as such either.

Saying "Accio Voldemort" in the great hall is not appreciated.

"Being a stripper" is not a real career.

Telling Draco that he is a "Liddle-widdle Daddy's boy" is wrong.

I should not vent what goes on in my head, since when I told Neville he cried in a corner for three hours.

I should not take twenty points of Firsties for being "to bloody small"

I will not call Snape "mum".

–Nor will I say that Filch is "Dad" and insinuate that they are having an affair.

A/N: First part is finished! What do you think?

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