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June 23, 1990
Dear Mr. E. Carson Walker,
Thank you for providing bold leadership in the design, implementation and operation of the greatest amusement park in the history of the known universe-Epcot Center at Walt Disney World. If there were a Nobel Prize for amusement park design, I would award it to you for Epcot Center in a picosecond.
Of the three parks at Walt Disney World, Epcot Center is my personal favorite. Sadly, the other members of my family fail to see what makes Epcot Center such a wonderful attraction. My older brother, Georgie, preferred Disney-MGM Studios, and my twin sister, Missy, enjoyed Magic Kingdom the most. I, however, fail to see the value in those two parks.
There are so many amazing attractions at Epcot Center, it is hard for me to pick a favorite, for almost all of them respected my intelligence (with the exception of Journey Into Imagination). I enjoyed traveling through the age of the dinosaurs and seeing footage of Epcot under construction on the Universe Of Energy. I was deeply gratified that you would allow me to choose between three different future worlds (space, desert, and ocean) on Horizons. I found The Living Seas to be a highly intellectually stimulating and immersive experience. I was bedazzled by your flight through the human body on Body Wars. And I could have spent all day building new roller coasters on Compute-A-Coaster if the social pressure from those waiting behind me did not compel me to step away. You should seriously consider making a version of your Compute-A-Coaster program for personal computers. I have one at home, and more and more people will in the years to come.
I am planning to attend college in the near future, and I would like to know what subjects I should study and what extracurricular activities I should pursue so that perhaps I might design a new attraction for Epcot Center. Any advice you can give me would be infinitely appreciated. Do not ever even THINK of demolishing any of the wonderful attractions at Epcot Center (Journey Into Imagination is not one of them). I look forward to your response. Have a wonderful day, a Happy 4th Of July, a Happy Halloween, a Happy Thanksgiving, a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.
Yours truly now and forevermore,
Sheldon Cooper
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