The Story of the Jonas Brothers
Why must the lives of three young boys be corrupted by the pain, and misery of rape and being molested? And why and how in the world did they became the sex icons of girls all over the world?
It all started when Nick was three, Joe was 6 and Kevin was 7. They weren't always the quite so called rockstars you always known and hated. You see, something bad happened to them that destroyed their sexuality for good. Every night, when they would go to sleep, the young padaone known as Luke, always beamed him self into their rooms. There he would use a special force called "sex slave" to tie all three up. Then he would rape them every night for 5 years until he betrayed his master Obi-One and killed him to join the dark side.
But as the years go on, the Jonas Brothers received memories of the raping incident. But as Luke made it clear that if they tell he would kill them, just like he killed their mother. By slashing her head off, ripping off her eyes and sticking the light saber down her throat, as they have all witnessed. So as the years went by Nick was now 16, Joe was 19 and Kevin was 20, they all got involved in the music business. Their boss was Micky Mouse, the he is the reason why the Jones are sex figures all across the United States.
If they ever disobey his questions he would tie them up and beat them with their own guitars. And if they ever, go against his words without consulting him, he would take them in a back room. Tie them up, take long sticks, with spears and shove it up their ass holes. But no one could ever hear, it was all sound proof. Micky Mouse made it clear that if they ever breakup with his record company he will personally see that Luke takes care of them.
So they were all screwed either way they turned. But as their tours get more and more world wide they did all of the alls. Nick got high by sniffing his own shit, he then called his girlfriend Miley Cirus to come over. There he slaped her with his fish, then banged her head with a frying pan. When she was knocked out, he used her body for dart practiced. After that, he dumped her body into a sewer and then took a dump in her and then dumped her infront of her father while he was being hold at gun point by Nick's ex Felecia who he did the samething with. But,he only reason why they are still friends is because he gives her free "concerts'".
Joe on the other hand was nothing more than a registered sex offender. He is the main one that gets STDS more often than Chris Brown. He never had a girl friend for more than 10 min. he ends up sniffing crack and kills them with his guitar.