Ahrims Great Adventure
By memoiroftyler
Barrows Cemetary, Ahrims Lair
The level 75 noob was wearing full rune with a rune scimitar, "when am I ever going to get a real challenge?"Ahrim snarled. Ahrim in an instant entangled the noob and K0ed him with a fire surge.
As the noob fell to the ground he stated "your lucky im not on my main!". "Suuure" ahrim replyed sarcastically. When that kill was over and done he walked to his sarcophocus and sat down. "Why am I stuck down here, why do I continuely get attacked by idiot adventurers?" Before ahrim coould finish that sentence, his brother dharok walked in. "Hey Ahrim!"Dharok happily shouted out. "Hi"Ahrim reluctantly said. Dharok knew Ahrim very well, but he has never seen Ahrim this upset before. "Whats Wrong with you?"Dharok queried. "Nothing!, does it f****** look like I have a god D*** problem!" Within a minute Dharok threw Ahrim to the wall of the small cell that was less than maybe a master bathroom. Ahrim retaliated with an entangle and a earth surge, the surge busted through Dhaoks armour and caused a 29. Dharok finally let go from the binding spell retaliated with a deadly crush that hit a 35. Ahrim kept teleporting around the cell. Everytime he teleported around the cell he would shoot a fire surge, poor Dharok couldnt keep up with Ahrim. Finally, Dharok gets one good hit on ahrim causing an 80. Dharok and Ahrim collapsed on the ground.
Five Hours Later
"Ow" Ahrim replyed in a moaning manner. "I feel as if I was in a wildfire"Dharok Moaned" Then they both passed out...again
Six Hours Later
Finally, when both of the brothers woke up again a strange man was standing their. "hello Ahrim and Dharok". "Who the hell are you" Ahrim and Dharok muttered. "You can learn my name later, but for now I have a mission for both of you" "Why us" Ahrim said Angrily. "I saw your guys little fight, that was epic, wish I had popcorn." "Anywho, you guys are perfect for it Brain and Brawns , Yin and Yang." The man then throws a scroll at the feet of Ahrim, Ahrim picks it up and gasps. The man laughs and teleports out. "What is it Ahrim?" Dharok said. "Here read it"Ahrim said, "I cant read"
Ahrim sighs at dharok stupidity and reads it
Dear Ahrim and Dharok
I have been watching you guys for a long time, how patient you guys are. Ahrim your brains are what I need and Dharok, I need your pure power. This is why I am requesting you guys to do this mission. I want you guys to help me break up with my girlfriend. Yes, this will be a hard one because my girlfriend is Commander Zilyana.
PS. BTW my name is Luke
PSS. Your guys reward is to live again and 50mil each.