Stupid People Doing Random Things
Summary: The characters from The Mummy, Van Helsing and Ghost Ship all come together in an unknown place.
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing.
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Chapter 1
Pixie Stix and Staring Contests
(Some abandoned building in some random place)
The lights come on, but no one is around to have turned them on. Suddenly there was a loud noise and a bright flash of light. Seven people appeared from out of nowhere. They are, Rick and Evy O'Connell, Gabriel Van Helsing, Anna Valerious, Carl, Epps and Katie. "Rick, where are we?" Evelyn asked, surveying the room.
"I have no idea."
"Who are they?" She asked, pointing to the five strangers that were a few feet away from them.
"I don't know. Stop asking me questions!"
"Fine be that way!" Evy was mad so she went about ten feet away and sat on a box with the words PIXIE STIX written in big letters on it.
Meanwhile, Epps and Katie had taken over their own part of the room. "Hey this isn't the Antonia Graza!"
"Katie, the Graza blew up. Get over it!"
"But that's where I live."
"You don't live anywhere. You've been dead for over forty years. You can just appear wherever you want." Katie was mad so she went and sat on a box of pixie stix. Epps moved the other way and sat on another box. In fact, everyone was using the boxes as chairs. Then Carl noticed something. "Hey people, does anyone know what Pixie Stix are? All these boxes say that in big letters."
"They're basically little plastic straws filled with flavored sugar. Pretty good if you ask me," Epps said.
Rick had heard the word sugar and looked up. "Sugar…where…I want sugar." He saw the box that Evelyn was sitting on so he pushed her off and started eating the Pixie Stix.. Evelyn was mad so she walked a few feet away and sat next to Anna. "Hi, I'm Evelyn O'Connell."
"I'm Anna Valerious." An awkward silence followed as the two women just stared into space.
"So…" Evy began. "who'd you come here with?"
Anna pointed to Carl and Van Helsing. "Those two. What about you?"
"That's my husband Rick," she said, pointing over to him. "He's had too much sugar."
"Yeah I can see that." The women continued talking and seemed to become fast friends.
"Do you know who those two are?" Evy asked looking at Epps and Katie. Kate was on a ladder doing something while Epps was standing there giving her directions.
"No. Let's go find out." They started to walk over there but Epps saw them coming.
"Hurry up Katie!"
"I'm going as fast as I can!" It was too late. Anna and Evy had just walked over to them.
"Hi, I'm Anna and this is Evelyn. We were just wondering what you two were doing." Thinking quick, Epps kicked the ladder and Katie fell. Though she shouldn't have been able to feel anything, the fall hurt.
"We weren't doing anything. You have no substantial proof!"
Katie was very angry. "What the hell did you do that for?!"
"Sorry we didn't mean to intrude," Evelyn said.
"No, that's ok. I'm Maureen Epps but you can just call me Epps. This is Katie." Once again they all exchanged hellos, etc….
On the other side of the room, the men had begun to form their own little group. "Hi, I'm Rick," he said in between eating the Pixie Stix.
"Right…….I'm Gabriel Van Helsing and this is Carl. So, how many of those things have you eaten?"
"I don't know, how many are in these boxes?"
"You ate a whole box of them?!" Carl exclaimed.
"Yeah, they're really good."
"Can I try one?" Carl asked.
"No they're mine, all mine! You can't have any!" He began swinging the Pixie Stix like a sword. It didn't do anything because Pixie Stix are small and not sharp. Carl and Van Helsing thought he was insane so they backed away slowly.
"I should go stop him before he does something crazy," Evelyn said to Anna after witnessing what just happened.
"Good luck," she said as Evy walked towards Rick.
At that moment, Rick was running around the room, grabbing the boxes, and stacking them on top of each other. He had so many that he was beginning to make a wall. Evy walked over and started kicking the boxes. "Hey don't do that!" Rick screamed.
"Rick we need to talk."
"About what?"
"You have to stop eating these Pixie Stix. You're starting to scare everyone."
"NEVER!!! You can't take away my Pixie Stix!!!!! I need them!!!" Evelyn was really started to get annoyed so she slapped him.
"What did you do that for?"
"I don't know. You were annoying me. Just promise me you'll stop eating the Pixie Stix or I'll slap you again, ok?"
"Ok, I promise I won't eat anymore Pixie Stix." Evelyn was satisfied with her answer so she went and sat back down next to Anna. She happened to be staring at Katie and Epps who had recently finished whatever they were doing.
"Hey Anna, are those two still doing whatever they were doing before?"
"No, they just finished it. I wonder what they were doing."
"Yeah, me too."
"Finally I'm finished," Katie said to Epps, proud of her work.
"Good. Does it work?" Epps asked.
"Yeah I turned it on a few minutes ago."
"Good. Do you want to go over there and talk to Evelyn and Anna?"
"Ok there's nothing better to do." They began walking towards Evy and Anna who were now staring across the room at the men. Van Helsing and Carl were staring back. Epps and Katie sat down and began staring across the room too. "Why exactly are we doing this?" Epps asked, not seeing the point in whatever they were doing.
"We're having a staring contest. Whoever blinks loses," Anna explained, still staring across the room.
"How can you tell if they blinked from all the way across the room?"
"We just can." A few minutes passed and nothing happened. Everyone just kept staring at each other, trying hard not to blink. Rick was off in a corner watching the nothingness. He got so bored that he started eating more Pixie Stix, against Evelyn's orders. A few minutes later, Evelyn spoke up. "Hey Anna, Carl blinked."
"I know. I saw him. Carl! You blinked!" she screamed, still not blinking.
"No I didn't!" he yelled back.
"Yes you did!"
"Fine be that way!" he had lost so he walking ten feet away and sat on the floor. Then, Rick threw a box in the middle of the room and everyone blinked.
"Hahaha Hahaha you all blinked! I win!" Evy really felt like getting up and killing him but decided against it. Van Helsing was about to do it but Carl stopped him. Everyone secretly wanted to do it but no one actually would get up and try. Then, they all got in a group and started discussing what to do about him.
"Evelyn, I'm really starting not to like your husband," Anna said.
"Well at the moment I don't like him that much either."
"So what are we going to do about him?" Van Helsing asked.
"We have to take away the Pixie Stix because I know he's still eating them and it's also the reason why he's acting this way," Evy said.
"We all know that but how exactly do you plan on getting the Pixie Stix away from him?" Katie added, not thinking the plan would work.
"We'll just go over there, grab the boxes and destroy the Pixie Stix," Carl said.
Anna really felt like smacking him. "Are you insane? What kind of plan is that?"
"Do you like any of the plans I come up with?"
"No."
"This is getting us nowhere!" Evelyn screamed. She was right and no one could think of a better plan. They all knew something had to be done. Rick had gone completely insane and was driving everyone else crazy. At that very moment, he was running around the room screaming "I'm running around the room! I'm running around the room!" over and over and over until he finally ran into a wall and fell down. He was out cold so they thought this was a good time to try and get rid of the Pixie Stix.
"Where exactly are we going to put these?" Epps asked, noticing that this was just a large room with nowhere to hide 100 boxes of Pixie Stix.
"Let's put them in that mysterious hole in the ground," Kate said, pointing to a large hole in the floor. It only took a few minutes until all of the boxes were in the mysterious hole. Then the hole mysteriously went away and took the Pixie Stix with it. Then everyone went back to their little groups and acted as if nothing had happened.
Fin de chappie.
A.N.- What will happen in the next chapter? What were Katie and Epps doing? Where did the Pixie Stix go? Please R&R and tell me what you thought.