I can't believe I'm doing this but I've been thinking about it for awhile and no one else is doing this so... Onto with the show!
Disclaimer:I do not own SSBB or Total Drama Island. But I own the idea to do this...maybe*shifts eyes*
The screen fazed into a island that looked beautiful to the ones you first sees it,but was hated by the last contestants and the workers. The camera zoomed into a dock,which was called the Dock of Shame,where there was a man. The next contestants may not know him but we know him as the annoying,always smiling,host Chris MaClean. Chris grins.(A/N:I went on Wiki for his last name)
"Welcome to Total Brawl Island,where all 36 of the famous Super smash bros brawl characters compete for the prize of 100,000 dollars. There will be challenges,contests,and horrific things in store," Chris said,with the grin now a huge smile,he pointed his index finger to the screen. "I am your host,Chris MaClean. And this is... TOTAL BRAWL ISLAND!"
A loud ruckus was heard from the kitchen. In a matter of seconds Chief Hatchet was chasing a raccoon out of the kitchen... with a butcher knife.
Chris pointed his index finger to his neck and swiped it across,telling the camera,silently, to cut to the song.
(Play the song right here in you head or sing it[I'm to lazy to put it on]))
Two boats was schedule to arrive about now,the first one arrive right on time with the first half of the 36 contestants. First to step on the Island was Mario followed by Ike,Zelda,Lucas,Link,Mr. Game & Watch,Pikachu,Wolf,R.O.B,Falco,Marth,Kirby,Ganondorf,Wario,Donkey Kong,Toon Link,Pit,and Yoshi. Link and Ganondorf caught each other in the corner of their eyes.
"YOU!" Link and Ganondorf said in a unison. They were glaring hard at each other,threatening to kill the other in a heartbeat. But it wasn't just them,Falco and Wolf pointing their blasters,ready to shoot the other in seconds,and Mario was glaring at Wario,Wario didn't even notice he just sat there... picking his nose.
"Chill Champers. You can kill each other after the show." Chris said calmly as the arguing smashers,now campers,grumbled and separated from their enemy's,except Wario,who just farted.
"Gross! Dude!" Chris said holding breath,the smasher followed in suit. The next boat arrived just as the butt fumes were spreading,the smashers on board wishing to have arrive much later.
Sonic was the first one to zoom off the boat and to a area much less smelly and the others follow too. Wario stand up and laughed,following them silently.
"Okay Champers," Chris said,now on the land away from the Dock of Shame. "If you don't know the rules,because you have been under a rock, you all will be competing in two separate teams in challenges,every two days,the team that wins gets immunity while the other team will have to vote a team member off-"
"Can I go to the bathroom?" Toon Link whined crossing his legs.
"No,you have to what until I am finish. Got that?" Chris said.
"Fine!" Toon Link said,crossing his arms.
"As I was saying,you have to vote a team member off in a dramatic ceremony,were all but one will receive a marshmallow,the lose then has to walk down the dock of shame and board the boat of loser. As with the teams I will assign right now,do you understand?"Chris said as the Smashers nodded.
"Okay, if I call your name step forward. Zelda,Ike,Lucas,Link,Mr. Game and Watch,Pikachu,Wolf,R.O.B,Falco,Marth,Kirby,Mario,Ganondorf,Wario,Toon Link,Pit,Yoshi, and Ness,"the ones names said stepped forward but Toon Link who waddled. "You are now the Killer bunnies."Chris said,smiling.
"What kind of name is that,"Wolf growled. "That name makes us sound like weaklings!"
"Yeah!"the whole team said in a unison,the others laughed.
"Anyway,"Chris said,completely ignoring Wolf's comment. "The other have of you will be the Screaming racoons! Report back here in an hour,you can record your personal thoughts in the outhouse,any questions...well then,see you in an hour!"with that Chris left the smashers,the newly dubbed Screaming racoons grumbled at their name,while the Killer bunnies laugh there heads off, teaching the racoons that karma always strike back.
~Toilet cam~
Toon Link's POV
Toon Link was too busy reliving himself to see the camera.
Link's POV
"What kind of name is killer bunnies?! I already hate this! Well the money will be worth it...I hope."Link said thinking about what will he do with the money.
Meta Knight's POV
"Humph."
Bowser's POV
"BWAHAHAHA! I'm going to win this! And destroy those two plumbers!" Bowser said,confidently.
Peach's POV
"Hi!"
Snake's POV
"Stupid Master Hand signing the contract for us!" Snake grumbled then he saw the camera,a exclamation mark appeared over his and when in to his box.
Zelda's POV
"May the goddess be with me."
Ike's POV
"Stupid Hand."
Mr. Game and Watch's POV
"Beep,boop,bleep!"the 2D man said along with the ringing of his bell.
Samus' POV
"Stupid Chris making me lose my suit!"
ROB's POV
"Contest is useless but the hands said."
Luigi's POV
The green plumber was shy and hid behind the camera.
Red's POV
"I'm on the quest to be the Pokemon master!"
Captain Falcon POV
"Falcon PUNC-" The camera explode as soon as the punch hit.
Lucario's POV
"I have no interest in winning or cares who wins but if I do so win then so be it."
Olimar's POV
"Pikmin, CHARGE!"Olimar said before his Pikmin destroyed the camera.
Popo's POV
"I'm pretty sure Nana will win."Popo said,smiling.
Nana's POV
"Popo will win,sure of it!"Nana said happly.
Jigglypuff's POV(Note:Jiggly,Pikachu,Kirby,Donkey Kong,Diddy Kong,and Yoshi were given translators before docking the Island)
"I'll win it for sure!"
Pikachu's POV
"Why must we do this."the mouse said with a sigh.
Lucas's POV
"Wahh!"Lucas said before blowing up the camera with PK fire.
Ness's POV
"Okay!"said Ness,using his taunt.
Kirby's POV
"Where's the food,poyo?"
Fox's POV
"Why did the hands do this to us?"
Falco POV
"This is stupid,but I am forced to be here so I guess I'll try to win."
Wolf's POV
"Get that camera out my face!"Wolf snapped,grabbing the camera,and the camera went to static.
Wario's POV
Y'all know what he does,but for those wanting to know he farted and picked his nose trying to dig for "Gold"... At the same time.
Diddy Kong'sPOV
"I wonder how many banana's can I buy with 100,000 dollars..."the young monkey thought about.
Donkey Kong's POV
"I wonder how many banana's and tie's I can buy with the money..."
King Dedede's POV
"The king always win!" Dedede said,lifting his hammer.
Marth's POV
"I don't deserve to be treated this way! I'm a prince!... And a sexy one too."Marth said,while doing poses.
Pit's POV
"I can't lose! I have a bow,a awesome sword in one,wings and a fan favorite! So all I'm going to say is... The fight is on!"Pit said,doing an awesome pose that made all Pit fangirls faint.
Sonic's POV
"I'm going to zoom to number one at Sonic speed!"
Mario's POV
"I'm-a going too show-a those newcomers the-a power of-a me! Mario!"
Ganondorf's POV
"I'm going to win this,show off,and defeat Link on national TV! Then you will know the true power of evil!" Ganondorf said,raising his right hand then producing dark energy.
Yoshi's POV
"Yay! Yoshi!" Yoshi said before sticking his chameleon-like tongue at the camera then it,again,went to static.
Well that's it! First chapter of Total brawl island,I think this is the first one for SSBB... I think. Please send me some ideas for the first challenge and I will give the credit to you who made it . Review because:
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