Chapter 1
It's
morning in New York City. Inside a hotel, a familiar looking couple
wakes up.
"Good morning, Mr. Pickles." Gaz smiled at
her husband.
"Good morning, Mrs. Pickles." Tommy
smiled at his wife.
The two kissed. "Well, looks like the
end to a great, fantastic, honeymoon."
"Yep...and
boy are you a fun man Tommy." Gaz smiled a seductive
smile.
Tommy blushed. "Well...you are too." He
chuckled.
Gaz smiled. "Well, we better hurry up if we
want to make our flight back home."
"Yeah, it's been
a great 3 weeks." Tommy commented as he got dressed.
Gaz
nodded as she started to get dressed. Suddenly she felt sickly. She
covered her mouth and bolted to the bathroom where she threw
up.
"Wow...must have been that Mexican we had last
night." Tommy wondered.
Later, on the plane flight
home
Tommy is reading the new Tarry Knotter book while Gaz
was playing a video game. Tommy looked at his wife and chuckled.
Gaz
looked at him. "What?"
Tommy smiled. "Nothing,
it's just...look at us. We're married but it still seems like
nothings changed."
Gaz nodded. "I know what you
mean. But I do know one that that better NOT change."
"What's
that?" Tommy asked, although he knew what she meant.
"This."
Gaz smiled as she leaned over to him. Tommy started to lean over to
her.
Suddenly, Gaz felt sickly again. She covered her mouth
and bolted to the back of the plane to throw up.
Tommy sighed.
"We better get her to the doctor when we get back."
Later
The two returned home and headed to their apartment. Tommy is planning to call the doctor as soon as they got in.
"We're almost there, Gaz. You think you could make it?" asked Tommy as they reached the apartment door.
"Darn right. Now open the door or I'd throw up on you!" snapped Gaz crazily.
"Yes madam." Tommy said as he gets his keys out and opened the door. Once they get into the door and Tommy flipped on the lights...
"SURPRISE!" yelled out everyone as they jumped out in front of Tommy and Gaz.
Tommy and Gaz were surprised but knew what this is.
"Welcome home, son." said Stu as he and Didi go up to the marrying couple.
"What is this?" Gaz asked, trying to keep from throwing up.
"Why this is a surprise welcome home party. I have it arranged to welcome you both home." said Prof. Membrane.
"Geez, thanks dad. You're really..." Gaz suddenly got sick again and makes a bee dive for the bathroom.
"What is that about?" Dil asked surprised.
"Gaz got sick during the plane ride back home so I'm going to call a doctor to see if there's anything wrong with her." Tommy explains.
"Oh really? Do you even know why she's sick?" Betty asked with a smirk.
"What are you getting at?"
"You'd see."
Tommy looks around. "Hey where's Kimi and Timmy?"
"Right here." Kimi came in with her boyfriend Timmy Turner and his parents.
"Hey guys. Did you two enjoy your honeymoon?" asked Timmy Turner.
"Oh, it's fine. Except Gaz is a bit sick. In fact, she's in the bathroom right now." Tommy comments.
"Oh, that's good. As for me and Timmy, we'd been keeping busy." Kimi said as she kissed Timmy on the cheek. Timmy blushes.
"Get a room you two!" joked Angelica.
"So what are you two doing really?" asked Tommy with a smirk.
"We don't know. And don't ask us because we don't pry into our son's live." Mrs. Turner said. She paused, and then spoke again. "Well, most of the time anyway."
"Oh that's good. I hate to see..." Tommy notices Kimi is a bit sick. "Kimi? Are you okay?"
"Oh my goodness. Gaz! If you aren't out of the bathroom, better make room!" yelled Kimi as she runs for the bathroom as well.
"She's sick too? Geez, Gaz got must be spreading!" exclaimed Timmy.
"Exactly how far did you two got?" asked Lil DeVille.
Timmy looks nervous.
"First base? Second? Third?" asked Phil. Timmy still remains silence. "Home base???"
"Bingo." Timmy said.
"Okay, too much to know." Prof. Membrane said as he goes back to eating...and stuff.
Tommy is concerned. Did Kimi catch what Gaz got? And if not, then what is it?
Not
long later there's a knock at the door.
"I'll get it!"
Membrane called. He answered it and, out the door, were Dib, Zim, and
GIR...the latter two were in their disguises. "Ah! It's Dib and
his little foreign friend. Oops...I forgot you're not that little
anymore."
"Quite." Zim smiled as they
entered.
GIR seemed to be on the alert for something. Suddenly
he saw Gaz and his eyes practically bugged out. He ran over to Gaz.
Gaz recognized the squeaking Noise of GIR. She turned around and
picked up the little robot.
"Hi GIR! Glad you could make
it!" She said holding GIR in her arms.
Stu and Didi are
nearby and they notice. "Boy, looking at her with that Dog,
you'd think she's having a kid in those arms." Stu joked.
"Yes,
isn't it cute?" Didi sighed.
As the party is going on,
Timmy and Tommy are in the kitchen.
Timmy and Tommy are
drinking sodas. "So...you and Kimi went all the way huh? Not
wanting to wait for marriage or something?" Tommy asked.
Timmy
almost gagged on his soda; but he recovered and sighed. "Well...I
guess that's one way of looking at it. We don't know exactly how we
got that far. It started as a simple kiss and, well, things got out
of hand."
Tommy chuckled. Tommy "Trust me Timmy,
when it comes to something like that, it's never out of hand if you
know what I mean?"
Timmy laughed and nodded.
Back
outside with the rest of the party, Kimi and Gaz seem to be laughing
about something. "Man, and that was the reddest I've seen Timmy
get yet!" Kim chuckled.
"Yep." Gaz smiled. "I
guess we both have men who are handfuls at night huh?"
Kimi
nodded and the two girls laughed. Suddenly they both felt sick again
and bolted for the bathroom.
The next day...
Tommy woke up after a good night of partying. He sees that Gaz is nowhere in sight."Gaz? Where are you honey?" asked Tommy as he got out of bed. He hears throwing up noises from the bathroom. Upon entering, he is alarmed to see that Gaz has missed the toilet and vomited on the floor.
"Tommy, don't look at me." groaned Gaz.
"That's it. I am taking you to the doctor!" Tommy said making a bee dive for the phone.
At the doctor's office...
Tommy waits in the Waiting Room as the doctors performs some test on Gaz. He is worry.
"I've never seen anything like this before. What if she got a disease during the honeymoon? Oh man, I don't want to be a widower so soon." groaned Tommy.
Just then, the nurse came through a door.
"Mr. Pickles? The doctor and your wife will see you now." said the nurse.
Tommy gulps nervously as he goes in. He sees his wife on the table with the doctor nearby.
"Is she okay? If not, I'm willing to give some of my organs to save her!" Tommy said alarmed.
"Relax, Mr. Pickles. Your wife is doing fine." said the doctor with a smile.
"That's a relief." said Gaz as she got off of the table. "But what's wrong with me then?"
"Mrs. Pickles, I found out why you threw up all the time." The doctor then turns to Tommy. "Congratulations."
"D'oh!" Tommy jerked his head down in a very "Homer Simpson"-voice. "Wait, what?"
"Well, Mr. and Mrs. Pickles, you two are...expecting." said the doctor.
Gaz gasped. Tommy responds in his own way. He fainted.
"Hmm. Normally it's the mother who fainted." observed the doctor.
