TK was lying on his deathbed, with Patamon on his side.

"Hhhhh. I'm dying Patamon, I want you to die with me."

"But I can't die TK."

"Well die with me DAMMIT!"

"But I'm a digimon."

"I don't care if you're a  piece of  or you will be  dead, okay?" TK ended kindly.

They stared at each other for a few seconds until TK fell, dead. Patamon flew away and later got drunk, mugged and later stuffed and put on display at Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

Meanwhile, the seventh installment of the Harry Potter ended, and here's what happened:

Harry Potter marries Hermione, Ron dies defending Harry from Voldemort, Dumbledore comes back to life and becomes a hobo on the street after Ginny becomes Headmaster, Flitwick takes steroids and becomes bigger, Hagrid become small for some reason, Snape still has a big nose, and got killed by Voldemort because some HE-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named person was jealous of it because he had none, Nagini eats Crookshanks and before that Crookshanks ate Longbottom's toad, George and Fred's shop closes down after Norbert went on an angry rampage after realizing everyone thought she was a boy (dragons have feelings too you know), Victor Krum is actually another Weasly after he was misplaced between Fred and George's births, Draco Malfoy has a secret crush for Luna Lovegood, Luna slapped him and Draco later cried and died after a nargle attacked him, Hedwig is actually an owl, and JK Rowling is still a girl.

So, hmm, how are you? I have nothing to write about now. Did you know that an elephant can't jump, or that tsunamis look like normal waves when you are far at sea? Who am I kidding? Facts aren't me, I am random and here me rant! Bart's voice is actually a girl, cheese is a dairy product, Spanish is a composition of Latin and some other language, meat is good, and that Forest Gump created the smiley face.

Jurassic Park II

I went into the second Jurassic Park

It was big

The dinosaurs are big too

One has big sharp teeth and two tiny little arms

I went to pet it

It ate me like the other one

The gift shop inside the dinosaur is nice and has a small restaurant

END