A/N: My muse decided to offer me an idea: A set of oneshots, each being a girl talk between Angela and Brennan that happens after a major event throughout the series. There'll also be hints of B/B, because I'm a crazy shipper. I'm not sure how long the muse will like this idea and help me, but I'll keep my fingers crossed.

Disclaimer: Zoom in on my empty wallet. (Naked Rogers to everyone who gets the reference)

Oh, and thank you to Louise who listened to my whining and came up with a not boring summary for me.

Pilot (1x01)

"So," Angela said from the doorway of Brennan's office, "Tell me about Agent Hot Stuff."

Brennan instinctively rolled her eyes. "Agent Booth," she corrected as she turned her attention back to the papers on her desk, "will be asking for our assistance with more cases now."

Angela walked into the room and sat down on the couch. "Good. I like him. A nice, sexy man to help distract me from the gross bodies."

"I'm sure he'd be glad to hear that. He has a huge ego." Brennan muttered without looking up.

Angela grinned. "Well, I would too if I looked like that." She began fanning herself with the sketch in her hand, and Brennan gave her a confused look.

"You're a very attractive woman, Angela."

"Aw. Thank you, sweetie. It's so adorable when you try to be all normal and flatter people."

"I was merely stating a fact." Brennan insisted.

"Right." Angela nodded. Her eyes sparkled mischievously. "Agent Stud Muffin is no longer being shunned by the great Temperance Brennan?"

"You seem to be having a hard time remembering that his name is Booth. And I wasn't shunning him."

"Bren. You told Zack not to let his calls go through. That's shunning."

"Oh." Brennan shrugged. "I find him very infuriating and didn't want to talk to him. I wasn't aware that he would take such drastic measures to reach me."

"Yeah. That was hot."

"How was having me held for questioning 'hot'?" Brennan asked in disgust.

Angela smirked. "Actually, you know what? You're right. He needs to be punished."

Brennan sighed, giving up the idea of getting any work done while Angela was obviously in the mood for one of her 'girl talks'. She stood up and walked across the room to sit down next to her friend on the couch. "Is that supposed to be an innuendo?"

Angela raised a hand which Brennan awkwardly slapped with her own. "I'm so proud! I'll have you talking like a human in no time."

"I am a very intelligent person, Angela. The way I talk reflects that."

"We talked about this, remember? When you mention your intelligence every five seconds, it can make people believe that you're…stuck up."

Brennan's eyebrows knit together in confusion. "I don't know what that means."

"Of course not. Hmm…how do I put this? Maybe you can just try to remember that other people aren't as smart as you."

"I know that already."

"Right. And it's easy to make them feel…incompetent when you talk about how smart you are. Does that make sense?"

"Not at all."

Angela sighed. "Let's talk about something different, then."

Brennan saw an opportunity to escape. "I have some paperwork I should probably finish…."

"What? No, no, no, no." Angela shook her head, "I'm not even half way done! We're behind on girl talks. You owe me like…a million of them."

"I doubt that Dr. Goodman will consider that an acceptable excuse for not finishing my work." Brennan replied seriously.

"You can multitask, right?"

"Yes." Brennan had learned to be careful of what she said when Angela wore the smile currently on her face.

"Great!" The smile widened. "You can work and I'll talk."

Brennan winced. "Don't you have any work to do?"

"Nope. I'm free….like a bird!"

"We could go get drinks after I'm finished. Would that be okay?"

Angela frowned. "You can't fool me with that one again. You'll just keep rescheduling until you think I've forgotten, when really, I haven't and I'm just sitting there thinking 'Wow, my best friend totally hates me and would rather look at skeletons then get a drink and talk to me.'"

"That's not true." Guilt prevented Brennan from returning to her desk. "What did you, um, want to talk about?"

"Really?" Angela's excitement eased Brennan's feeling of guilt. "I'm curious about Studly. Are you honestly going to try to tell me that you haven't even considered tapping that?

Brennan realized too late that she had just fallen into one of Angela's traps.

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