Disclaimer- As usual this does not belong to me. JKR owns the whole thing. I'm just borrowing them for my own evil plans. I promise to put everyone back where they belong after an expensive dinner. If I could keep Snape then I would.

This is my first fanfic so reviews are welcome with open arms. i'll need them to make this story worth reading. This is going to be a chapter story so you see how the reviews will help.

Harry's view

Harry Potter was an idiot and most fortunately he knew it. Yet it wasn't enough. It didn't stop him from breaking curfew (once again) and it didn't stop him from making (most successfully) a batch of love potion. It also didn't stop him from asking, a most enthusiastic, Dobby to sneak it into the Arithmacy teacher's morning coffee. Nope stupidity would never stop The-Boy-Who-Won't-Mind-His-Own-Business.

Now that the War was over and Voldy was long gone, Harry Potter because very sure of himself. Because of this development he found himself thinking that he could solve everyone's problems. Whether they knew they had a problem or not. So it came about that during the Winter Break Harry decided that his beloved and father figure Severus Snape need his other half, his amore, his Chiquita, his…oh hell he needed a wife to love him.

The only problem was that, to put it in simple terms, Severus Snape was still an evil git. He was also crazy smart, one hell of a powerful wizard, an ex-spy, and had a tongue sharper than a cutting knife. Not exactly prince charming or Gilderoy Lockhart (thank Merlin). The Potion Master hardly ever showed any sort of human emotion. Harry was proud to know that he was able to bring some emotions, if any, to the man's life. For example near the end of his sixth year Harry called Snape a coward. There was or sure a large amount of emotion from the Potion Master at being called such a thing. Then there were also the many times that the Golden Trio had been caught at the scene of the crime. Those were the times when Snape would smile, if only for a brief period of time, before the Trio was declared free of all charges.

But now Harry wanted to do something really nice for Severus. He couldn't take credit for saving him during the Final Battle when Nagini decided to make a chew toy out of Snape's neck. Hermione was the only one who had her wits about enough to administer some anti-venom she herself had improved and healing his neck with some Phoenix tears before they dashed off back to Hogwarts. He couldn't take credit for avenging his professor; Neville saw to it that Nagini never got another treat. Harry didn't even get a chance to be near Severus at St. Mungo's because there were so many trails for all the Death Eathers that has been capture. Although he could take credit for clearing Snape's name from all charges including the murder of Albus Dumbledore. He wished dearly that he could have taken credit for taking care of Snape after he woke up from his coma, But once again Hermione had beat him to it, although he did tried to help as much as possible. He even had Snape moved from the hospital to Number 12, Grimmauld Place, so he could be taken care of better, since there were going to be a lot of people there to look after him. Harry did get to help out sometimes and because of that he feels certain that he has formed a small friendship with the Potion Mater.

One would think that coming out of a war alive would cheer a fellow up. One would also think that having eluded the Hitler of Wizards would boost up his ego, but no, Severus Snape was the same as ever. Because of this Harry has been afraid that the Potion Master will forever be alone with out a family. He knew that it was a horrible way to live and that now than ever Snape needed a family. Not just friends, but a real family, and nothing like the one he had as a child either.

Harry has been thinking and doing much observation of the sulky man to come up with the perfect woman for him. Almost everything was set for what Harry liked to call: Operation find Severus a woman. Yes not the brightest names but this is Harry Potter we are talking about.

The Problem: A lonely Potion Master.

The Solution: Total makeover for Snape and find him a girlfriend.

What's so hard about that?

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A/N- Chiquita- is Spanish for Little. But it is also used as a sweet name, like 'dear', 'love', sweetheart'.

I know this was a short chapter but i promise to make them longer. But you guys know how it is... the plot bunnies sometimes wont bite.

so what do you think? Will Harry be able to pull it off?