Me: Hey guys! This my first FanFic so bear with me.

Nudge: Can I say it? Please, please!

Me: No.

Nudge: Pretty please? *Bambi Eyes*

Me: Oh, Fine. Curse those Bambi Eyes.

Nudge: Abby owns nothing, zilch, nada, el zippo. No matter how much she wants to. I want to go shopping later. I want to see a movie. I wonder what's out. *Checks Fandangoo*

Me: Hey! I was on that! Grrr.

Nudge: Whoops! *Runs and hides* She's gonna get me!

Me: Not really. I'm bringing the duct tape, Nudge!

Nudge: Oh, crap. Up and Away!

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*Fangs POV*

"Remind me why I'm here?" Max said angrily. We were going to a party thrown by a girl at our school. Yeah, I said school. Apparently, Max can't get enough of shiny new pencils and rulers. And, you know, Nudge gave her Bambi Eyes. Curse the devil who taught her those. I swear I was going to hunt him down and make him wish he'd never been born. Oh well. Going to school didn't bother me as much as it bothered Max.

"I'm sure Iggy would love to tell you why we're here." I smirked. Max got out of the car. Would teasing Iggy ever get old? I think not. Ouch! Iggy smacked me.

"What was that for nimrod?" I snarled. Who made the blind guy aim so freakin' well?

"You know why." Iggy said. Oh yeah, that's another thing. According to Angel, Iggy is "in love" with the girl whose throwing the party, Natalie. I shot Iggy the death glare. Except, oh yeah, he's blind. Damn.

"Iggy, I'm sending you the death glare." I said.

"And I'm sending you the "I wouldn't be talking" glare, Fangieboo." He smirked.

That's it. He's going down. Just as I was about to deck him, Max opened the door.

"You guys better get outta the car now. I know you don't want to be here, Fang, but if I have to undergo this torture of a party then so do you. So, get out before I have to kick both of your butts from here to next week, Kapeesh?" Max snarled. I nodded and she closed the door.

"Always gotta listen to your girlfriend, do you." Iggy said.

IGGY IS A DEAD MAN!!!!!!! I mentally screamed as I stepped out the door.

Don't worry I'll help. Angel. Oh god.

Iggy really is going to be a dead man.

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Me: Well, that's it for my first FanFic. Did you like it?

Nudge: Mmm hmm mh mhh hmmh hm.

Me: *Rips off duct tape* What's that?

Nudge: I don't think you shouldn't keep so much duct tape around the house.

Me: I'll take that as a yes.

Nudge: Remember Abby owns nothing.

Me: Yeah and Review, Review, Review! Or I'll have Nudge the motor mouth find you and talk until your ears bleed.

Nudge: Review, Review, Review, Review, Review, and Review! I want to go to the mall! Review!

Me: Grrrrr.

Nudge: I'll get the duct tape.

Please review guys! I need 5 reviews to post the next chapter!