AN: I'm completely in love with Dan and Phil but this is the first phanfic I have submitted! I hope you enjoy it and reviews would be greatly appreciated. Also, if anything negative is said about Dan and/or Phil in this story, it isn't what I think, it's what that person is thinking. I think they are absolutely perfect. :)
Disclaimer: I, sadly, do not own Dan and Phil.
Phil Lester hated the way people assumed he was so innocent. He hated that he was pale. He hated the way his body looked. He hated how big his eyes would sometimes get. He hated how he was in love with his best friend. In fact, Phil Lester just hated himself.
I scrubbed at my body with my raspberry scented body wash and watched as the soap trickled toward the drain. I let the warm water cascade over my body and loosen my muscles while I thought of my day-overthought actually. I wonder if Dan has figured it out yet. I think he might've caught me staring at his butt this morning when he bent down to pick up his phone. He turned around much quicker than I was expecting and I had to quickly avert my eyes. It was such a good sight though…. I thought of the way his pants had tightened around his butt as he was bent over and I thought of what I could be doing to that ass. I felt little Phil perking up as I thought of this and couldn't resist the temptation to reach down and stroke. After my release, I unwillingly turned off the water and hopped out. I grabbed a towel and tied it around my waist. I wiped the steam off of the mirror and stared at my reflection. Oddly enough, the song from Mulan came to my mind. I just wish that my reflection could show who I am. I am not just a 6'2" man child as I appear to be. I am actually quite perverted if you couldn't tell by my jacking off to the thought of my best friend. I look at my reflection again and notice how weak my arms look, how not toned my stomach looks and sigh. This definitely didn't speak "dominant" or "sexy." Dan is absolutely perfect and, well, not gay. I have no chance and I don't see the point of even living if I will be alone and unhappy for the rest of my life. With a sigh, I tighten the towel around my waist and step out into the hallway...and run directly into Dan, knocking him backwards while I fall down directly on top of him.