Lets Start this show!
SONG: UNOVA NIGHTS
Azelf: Oh I come from a land from a far away place
Mesprit: Where the cavaran camerupts roam
Uxie: Where It's Flat and immense, and the heat is intense
Azelf: It's barbaric but hey! It's home!
*Mesprit blows sand to the camera*
Mesprit: Where the winds from the east
*Uxie blows sand to the west*
Uxie: And The suns from the west
Azelf: Where the sand in the glass is right
Azelf: Come on down
Mesprit: Stop on by
Uxie: Hop a carpet and fly!
All 3: To another Unova night
Azelf: Unova Nights!
Uxie: Like Unova Days!
Mesprit: More often than not!
Uxie: Are hotter than hot!
All 3: In a lot of good ways!
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Mesprit: Aah Bonjour?
Uxie: Good evening to you my friend
Azelf: Come Closer.. Oww OWW! Too close! There
Mesprit: Welcome to Unova, City of Mystery? Is it? Yeah I think it is and the finest merchandise this
This city of the river Jordan, on sale today! come on down hehehe
Azelf: Look at this! Yes! Combination Berries and Apples Mmm
Uxie: I see your only interested in the "rare" items hhehehe
*Uxie takes out a small crystal*
Azelf: Like so many things, its not what is what outside, It matters about whats in the inside
Mesprit: This is no ordinary crystal! It changed the life of a young pokemon's life
Uxie: A young pokemon who liked this crystal was more than what he seemed, a diamond in the rough, perhaps you want to hear the tale?
*Uxie takes some sand and blows it into the sky, they looked like itty bitty stars*
Uxie: It all started on a dark night
Arcanine: Your late
Heatran: A thousand apoliges Oh Patient one
Arcanine: You have it then?
Heatran: It took tons of flamethrowers to get it
*Heatran pulls out half of a medallion*
*Arcanine reaches for it but Heatran yanks it back*
Heatran: Ah Ah Aah, The treasure!
*Murkrow squawks as he flies and grabs the medallion landing right on Arcanine's head*
Arcanine: Trust me my friend you will get whats coming to you
Murkrow: Whats coming to you! AWK!
*Arcanine pulls out the second have of the medallion, connecting them both together, it soon starts to glow. It finally flies out of his paw and is off towards the dunes*
Arcanine: Quickly! Follow the trail!
*Arcanine,Murkrow, and Heatran run off*
*Arcanine stumbles upon a giant Persian head*
Arcanine: At last the Cave of Wonders!
Murkrow: AWK! Cave of Wonders!
Heatram: By Allah!
Arcanine: Now remember! Bring me the crystal! The rest of the treasure is yours but give me the crystal!
*Heatran starts to approach the Persian's mouth, which forms the entrance to the cave, he chuckles as he goes*
Murkrow: AWK! The Crystal! AWK! The Crystal!
*Now that Arcanine and Murkrow are alone Murkrow starts to talk normal english*
Murkrow: Jeez where did you dig this bozo up?
*Arcanine puts his paw on Murkrow's lips and shushes him,Heatran reaches the cave and gets blown back by the roar of the Persian's speak*
Cave: WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER
Heatran: It is I Heatran, a humble thief
Cave: KNOW THIS, ONLY ONE MAY ENTER, ONE WHOSE WORTH LIES FAR WITHIN. A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH
*Heatran turns to Arcanine with a questioning look*
Arcanine: What are you waiting for? Go in!
*Heatran hesitates, then moves one foot inside the cave. With great apprehension, he plants his paw down. Nothing happens. Relieved he begins
his trek again. Then another roar comes. He turns back but the Persian's mouth slams shut and the dune collapses and turns back to normal. The only ones left are Arcanine and Murkrow.
Cave: SEEK THEE OUT, THE DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH
*Murkrow unburied himself from under the sand, coughing as he does so*
Murkrow: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT! WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET A HOLD OF THAT STUPID CRYSTAL!
JUST FORGET IT! Look at this. I'M SO TICKED OFF THAT I'M MOLTING! *Murkrow flies up to Arcanine's shoulder*
Arcanine: Patience Murkrow, Patience. Heatran was obviously less than worthy.
Murkrow: Oh there's a big surprise! Thats an incred- I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die from not surprise! What're we going to do? We got a big prob-
*Arcanine pinches Murkrow's beak*
Arcanine: I must find this diamond in the rough..
SETTING: MARKET PLACE
*Cut to a roof top, where Skylight (Shaymin) rushes up to the edge, carrying a loaf of bread. He almost drops it over the edge*
Konata: I kind of like it
Kalani: Rip off of Aladdin?
Pikachu: This seems Racist D:
Story Teller: SHUT UP OR I WONT PUT YOU IN MY STORIES AT ALL!
All 3: ...
Story Teller: Better