Otaku Amanda: Hey guys! Long time no see! How are ya? Really.. Wow.. Hmm… I have no idea what your saying or even if your saying anything because I can't see or hear you.
Yami Amanda: THE MADNESS RETURNS!
Otaku Amanda: For those of you who are to lazy to read "Happy, uh Halloween? No wait! Christmas!" …. or those of you with sort term memories, here's a summery of HUHNWC! I wanted to do this in song and dance but I realised the cast of Yu-Gi-oh! (minus Tea) can't dance at all… so anyway, here a very short summery:
"Seto and co went on a huge and pointless adventure filled with plot holes, grammar mistakes, stupid puns, really stupid Yamis and a cheesy ending!"
OA: There! All done! See? I didn't waste to much of your time with that did I? Now, down to important business *puts on her "Important Business Hat™"* Ahem! The bottom of the page will now be used for "Otaku Amanda's Rant Corner" Why you may ask? ^_^ Cause I've got Ranting to do baaaaaaaaaby !
YA: Court order actually…
OA: SHUT UP!
Ya: SHE HAS ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS! TELL THE WORLD!
OA: T_T *sniffle* beating up Pegasus just doesn't cheer me up anymore *punches Pegasus* oh, who am I kidding! Of course it does! ^_^
Pegasus: X_x ack!
Gollum: "Otaku Amanda does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! But she stole my precious from us! The nasty little thief!"
Bakura: ON WITH THE FIC!
OA: stop that Bakura! ¬_¬
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Yue: Fade in! It had been a little while since the great and wonders adventure and things were finally starting to get back to normal. We join our main characters in the class room. For the sake of convince, they're all in the same class. Fade out!
Teacher: And you see class, that is why we refer the "Talk" to "The Birds and the Bees"
Class: O__O *dramatized*
((OA: note: /../ will be thinking))
Seto: /great, that's another thing to describe to my shrink../ *looks out the window at some squirrels* /stupid school, stupid animal! STUPID EVERYTHING! WHY DID MY COFFEE MACHINE HAVE TO BREAK?! WHY! I NEED MY COFFEE!!/
Ryou: *looking out the window at the squirrels*
Bakura: / O_O oh…ra../
((OA: Remember Bakura's encounter with the squirrels?))
Ryou: /what's wrong Yami?/
Bakura: /I'm taking over!/
Ryou: /What!? No! Last time you took over I woke up in a ally with a paper doll, a bottle of tequila and a headache!/
Bakura: *takes over* M-Miss! Can I please shut the blinds?
Teacher: I'm a guy!
Bakura:¬_¬ yes, well… I'm happy for you.. Can I close the blinds or not?
Teacher: Are you sassing me?
Bakura: No, no I am not *rolls eyes* what ever gave you that crazy idea?
Teacher: That's it! You've got detention!
Bakura: What?! While our evil nemesis the squirrels are aloud to roam free!? THIS IS MADNESS!
Teacher: Ryou Bakura! Please contain yourself!
Bakura: *glare* They got to you. Didn't they? DIDN'T THEY!?
Teacher: Please sit down!!
Bakura: *glares and sits down*
Ryou: /ahaha! You got in trouble!/
Bakura: /What are you so happy about? You have detention too!/
Ryou: /oh yeah.. T_T poo/
Teacher: Now, where were we? Aw yes. Mr. Kaiba, could you please answer this question?
Seto: *sleeping* ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzz
Teacher: MR. KAIBA!
Seto: *wakes up slowly to see the teacher an inch away from his face* GAH! *falls backwards out of the chair*
Class: *laughing at him*
Seto: T_T this is just like the dream all over again!
Teacher: Sleeping Mr. Kaiba? That is unacceptable! Detention for you too!
Seto: … *hate-filled glare* you'll regret those words…
Teacher: Yugi Moto! Please read the next paragraph in the history text book
Yami: *is taking control of Yugi's body since Yugi is sick* hmmm…. *glances though it* Why, this is all wrong!
Teacher: What do you mean?
Yami: You left out all the heroic tales of the great Pharaoh old-what's-my-name!
Teacher: Are you saying the text books are wrong?
Yami: Yeah!
Teacher: *blood vessel* The text books are never wrong!!
Yami: YOU CAN CRAM YOUR STUPID TEXT BOOKS 'CAUSE THEY ARE!
Teacher: O_o THAT'S IT! DETENTION TO YOU MR. MOTO, Tea, Joey, Tristan, Mokuba, Mailk and Serenity!
Tea, Joey, Tristan and Mailk: Why us!?
Serenity: I'm not even in this class!
Mokuba: I'm not even in this school!
Teacher: Silence! I am the teacher and I am god! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
((OA: sound like my teacher! Ba-zing!))
~At Detention~
Bakura: I don't think she's coming
Joey: He's a guy!
Bakura: WHATEVER!
Seto: That's it! I'm leaving! Come on Mokuba!
Mokuba: Yay!
Seto: *walks out into the hall, tries to open the doors but they're all locked* O_O KUSO!
Yami: *hears the cursing and comes out* What is it?
Mokuba: The door won't open! Mean nasty door! *headbunts the door and knocks himself out*
Seto: MOKUBA!!! *picks him up*
Yami: We're locked in!
Everyone but Seto who's busy tending to Mokuba: *GASP!*
Seto: *looks around* um…. oh, yeah! *GASP!*
Yue: DUN DUN DUN! What terror will be unleashed from this? Tune in next time to find out!
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~Otaku Amanda's Rant corner~
OA: There! The first chappie! How'd ya like it.. Man I had a great rant but I don't fell like saying it anymore… so I say this: I SAW LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS AND IT WAS FREAKING AWESOME! I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooved it Faramir is fantastic! Gollum is crazy and the movie was so sad! Poor Frodo! Poor Sam! The battle of Helm's Deep was FANTABULAS! Yup, and I'm sick (again) X_x. Well that's all the news for my life.. 'Cept now I'm back in school. *cries* nooo! School= Brainwashed zombie robots I tells you all… but they never listen…
YA: Review and we'll give you an official LOTR Lembas bread that OA had in her kitchen
OA: Then it's not official
YA: Stop ruining the magic Light.