"I cannot believe our luck."

"Neither can I John, neither can I."

"I mean honestly, people are going to talk about how often we get stuck in places like these."

"They do little else John."

"But you know, this one is entirely your own fault Sherlock."

"…"

"You know I'm right."

"…"

"Honestly Sherlock, locking us in a closet all because you thought you heard something suspicious."

"You're the one that followed me in here."

"That's because you had a death grip on my wrist and wouldn't let go."

"I had to be sure you were safe, I'd be lost without my blogger."

"Uh-huh."

"I would, without you who would run interference when I don't want to deal with Sally and Anderson?"

"Oh so I'm a human shield against them am I?"

"Yes."

"Sherlock!"

"What? It's the truth; I use you as a shield from their stupidity because you can handle them better than I can without losing your temper. You also make excellent tea."

"Oh so I'm a glorified tea maker now?"

"John don't be so touchy, I meant it in a good way."

"Whatever."

"John…"

"..."

"John, I'd appreciate it if you move your elbow out of my ribs."

"Why should I?"

"Because then I might be able to get off your foot."

"Fine."

*shuffling*

"..."

"..."

"I'm freezing."

"So am I Sherlock."

"I don't like the cold very much, back in elementary school the other kids would throw ice balls at me."

"Ice balls?"

"Yes John, ice balls. Not cute fluffy snow balls that go poof, but solid ice that left bruises."

"Why?"

"Because even then I was labeled as the 'Freak'."

"Oh, I'm sorry Sherlock."

"It's fine; it was a long time ago and I honestly didn't care what people thought about me."

"Well I care."

"I know you do, you're the only person I've ever made friends with remember?"

"…"

"…"

"Why is it Sherlock that we always get locked into the smallest possible place and its always pitch black?"

"I'm not sure, but look on the bright side; at least we have our phones."

"But they're dead."

"True, but at least this means we won't have to get you a new one this time."

"Yes but Sherlock they're no good to us at this point."

"…it's the thought that counts…"

"Just keep telling yourself that Sherlock."

"..."

"..."

"How long have we been in here John?"

"Hold on."

"..."

"Only an hour and a half so far."

"I see you decided to get a new watch after all."

"Yeah well with you destroying them every time I turn around I wasn't sure I should but I also figured it might be a good idea to have one."

"Excuse me, I've only destroyed a few of your watches John."

"Ten and counting, and you had better not destroy this one, I like it, it glows in the dark."

"Interesting, could I take it apart and find out what compound they used to make it glow?"

"No Sherlock, that would be destroying my watch again and I'd like to keep this one."

"If you insist."

A/N: I'm back, and can officially say I love writing conversation fics, these are so much fun to write and come up with topics. Speaking of which, if you have anything you'd care to perhaps see in a conversation let me know. Random words such as snowball, useless, cold and temper are what spurred this chapter into life.

All I need is one or two words for a possible conversation to happen, so leave me a review on the way out please, I like feedback.

^_^ KB