NO FREAKIN WAY!
Chapter 1
Is that Sora?
Can I have your Autograph?
Give into the darkness you fools
Sora + ME: Who the fuck was that?!
Claire: Just ME!
Sora + ME: FEWF
Sora: I thought I was going to have to pull out the Keybla-
Claire: You said Phewph wrong.
ME: Who Claires?
Sora: Butterfly...
Claire: Don't turn my name into a Pun again or I wil-
ME: Or What? I don't Claire.
Claire: -l tell Sora who you really are.
Me: You wouldn't...
Sora: I stopped chasing mister butterfly!!!
Claire: So that is why you were so quiet...
ME: Give ME the Keyblade.
Sora: O.K...
ME: That was easy... Too easy.
SNAP
Sora, Claire, and ME turn around
Sora, Claire, and ME: NO FREAKIN' WAY!
Next time what was the mysterious sounding sound, who made it, will Sora ever find out about ME's identity, and what kind of butterfly did Sora chase? Find out next week on... NO FREAKIN' WAY!