A/n: One-shot alert! Those of you who know me on DA, I present to you my newest story that I semi-promised. I hope you enjoy this as much as I loved typing this! I needed to post something anyways…It's been a while now… More overloads are to be expected this month, I've just been really busy with MEAP testing at my school. Well, here it is. PLEASE COMMENT! I don't want to sound like a beggar or anything, but I really only get one comment by the same person for each of my stories' chapters and that's starting to bug me. It doesn't take long just to write a sentence, maybe even one word after your done reading a story. I get a lot of views so I know people read them. I just want to know what my fans think, it gives me inspiration to write, draw even.


Planet Conventia, the convention hall planet. The name was 'original' I suppose. The streets and sidewalks were over-filling with Irkens everywhere, each in a hurry to find out what Invaders will be doing what. Or if they would be good enough for the Almighty Tallest to even choose them. I of course was not worried, not one bit at all. I didn't really care whether I was chosen or not, it would just be another hundred years before I could try again. That didn't bother me at all. What does bother me is all the Irkens running into me! And the snacks, the snacks also bothered me deeply. We'll all end up fat if we keep on eating so much of them each day.

All in all, I respected the Tallests' decisions on things and where they sent various Invaders to. The last convention was miserable, they had sent Zim to an unknown planet to try to get rid of him, but now, even up to today, he is still on the planet being an idiot. It was horrible, completely horrible. I pushed my way through the crowd, getting front row seats in the Convention Hall. All I needed to do now is wait and be as patient as I could be. We all had to wear these red shirts over our tunic, so my light blue eyes were clashing with the colors. Not to mention these pink sleeves. Tallest Red had no taste in color or fashion, at least I did.

Minutes passed of names being called and Invaders being assigned to different planets. We all had to gather information, that was our job, our mission as true Invaders. My name was finally called, I smiled with joy, something I rarely ever did until today.

"Invader Ice?" Tallest Purple looked around for me and I gladly walked onto the platform. I had been so proud of myself for graduating school and becoming a real Invader. Now was my chance to impress the Tallests and eventually help them succeed with an invasion. "Invader Ice, you will be assigned to the planet Neptune. "

"Neptune? Isn't that the coldest planet out there? With all of the ice creatures? My name may be Ice, but I have a really hard time with cold weather. I'm sorry sirs, but I will do my best to please you and if that's what I will have to do, then I oblige fully." I tried hard not to lose my cool, serious style I had trained myself to accomplish, but it was just so hard when I was being talked to by one of the Tallests, and not insulted by them either. Life is good, for now.

"Neptune is the coldest planet, I think. And yes, you will be going there. Go talk to that one, really short Irken, I think her name is Luna, she will be able to tell you more information about it. More than we can give at least. Now get moving. " Tallest Red commanded me to do something and he only had to say it once. I knew Luna, she was very nice to me, but the Tallests were right, she is very short. Luna is the size of a regular SIR-Unit I believe and that makes her only reaching up to my waiste. It's a shame that she's that short, Luna is such a smart Irken. Perhaps the only one with any sense around here. Even I'm a little bit out of it, if I had to admit to anyone.

Luna was always located in three places that I knew of; the library, the laboratory, or the Astronomy Room. I guessed she would be in the astronomy room today because it was Assigning Day. I activated my PAK-legs to get me to the Astronomy Room as quickly as physically possible. This would be a piece of cake, literally. I didn't care how cold Neptune was, I just had one job to do and that was it. No distractions, no time for errors, not time for mistakes, and no time to lose. I would do whatever it took to be the best.

Little did I know, that day was going to be a living Hell for me. That was the day that turned my whole life around. You thought this was happening at this very moment, didn't you? No, it's not. This is my story. My very own tale of whatever you wanted to call it. It could've been a tragedy, or even a miracle, but that's for you to decide. At this moment, I am perfectly content. It didn't matter what happened yesterday or what happened tomorrow. Now I am just fine, and that's how it would stay, hopefully.


A/n: How was my one-shot? I need to know! Thank you for taking your time to read this, I appreciate it. Tells me what you thought in the comments and I will update more as soon as possible. I hope you enjoyed, I really do!

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