Note: YES! YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!
THIS ARE THE SPECIAL EDITIONS OF THE CLASSIC DAWSON SAGA!!!
YOU´LL HATE THIS SAGA EVEN MORE THAN YOU DID BEFORE!!!
ENJOY THE FIRST REVISITED EDITION!!!
THIS IS NOT A NEW STORY. JUST THE OLD ONE BUT EVEN BETTER (OR WORSE)!
DISCLAIMERS: DAWSON´S CREEK IS A CREATION OF KEVIN WILLIAMSON
AND PROPERTY OF WB TV.
SUMMARY: DAWSON IS CAUGHT IN A VERY EMBARRASING SITUATION.
"DON´T TOUCH, DAWSON!"
It was a beautiful day in the creek.
At the Leery´s house there was a very special celebration about to
take place and Dawson could never foresee it.
The door opened and Jen, Joey, Pacey, Jack, Andy, Jack´s boyfriend,
Drue (remember that guy?), Drue´s boyfriend, Gretchen (remember her?),
Ma and Pa Leery (he was alive then), Grams and the ghost of Abby entered
Dawson´s room.
"Happy birthday, Dawson!!" they all said at once with smiles on their faces,
shaking their heads like drug-addicts and a big cake on Jen´s hands.
They froze in terror.
Dawson Leery was giving himself "a hand", the old "five against one", while
he watched old "Sesame St." reruns on TV.
"Jumpin´Jeepers!! Can´t a teenager have a lil´privacy in this damned
we-are-all-friends-town???" Dawson said very upset with tears in his eyes.
"Man, you were shaking the monkey! A little monkey!" Jack said
while he salivated with desire.
"I was not!" dawson cried out and hurled his underwear to them.
"You were!" - They all laughed
Jen´s boobs suddenly fell into the cake. Mitch looked at them and
he felt how his little "friend" grew up and moved inside his shorts.
"She´s a slutty little girl..." he said to himself.
Dawson´s mother farted in silence and touched her chin.
Obviously, she was thinking.
"Well if my lil´man wants to masturbate himself in the day of his birthday.
I think we should aaaallllllllllllllllllll respect him!
Out everybody! Let him finish! Continue dear!" Gale said happily.
"Still a virgin at his age..." Mitch chuckled as he scratched his
hairy ass with a fork.
Grams had a heart attack and she nearly swallowed her own tongue.
"Please, continue..." Jack´s boyfriend asked.
"Hey! Get out, you pervert! You lil´pink shit machine!" Dawson shouted.
"Yeah! What are you looking at?" Jack said feeling a little upset.
"Don´t worry, Jackie-boy! I´ve got a lil´ thong fer you, sissy!" his boyfriend
said with a wink.
"Really? Oh, I´m such a happy bitch now!" Jack replied with a snort.
They all got out except Joey who kept there, looking at Dawson shake his
baby "rattle snake".
Dawson was feeling awkard like a hog in it´s shit. Joey knew him
well enough but she had never seen him in this kind of situation.
He was her friend. He needed her.
"Joey... I´m..."
Joey smiled and touched her left boob while she made some strange sound,
like an old lady taking a dump. She said:
"In case you´re looking for something to make you horny,
Pacey and me did the old in-and-out yesterday.
And he was wooonderful! I thought my eyes were going
to pop out! I enjoyed it very much! Man, I´m a lil´ whore!"
Then she left the room and farted big time while she was on the stairs.
"Well!"- Dawson said to himself - "That really does NOT me make horny!"
He turned the TV on again.
"Thank God for cable... Wow! The Conan Show!" he said and started
shaking his little spoon again.
Outside, near the creek, in front of a kindergarden playground,
Jen and Mitch were screwing like weasels. The children were
looking at them with their mouths wide opened.
"Oh, you´re a bastard! Do it to me!" Jen moaned with pleasure.
"Shuddup, lil´ bitchy!!!" Mitch replied.
THE END!
THIS ARE THE SPECIAL EDITIONS OF THE CLASSIC DAWSON SAGA!!!
YOU´LL HATE THIS SAGA EVEN MORE THAN YOU DID BEFORE!!!
ENJOY THE FIRST REVISITED EDITION!!!
THIS IS NOT A NEW STORY. JUST THE OLD ONE BUT EVEN BETTER (OR WORSE)!
DISCLAIMERS: DAWSON´S CREEK IS A CREATION OF KEVIN WILLIAMSON
AND PROPERTY OF WB TV.
SUMMARY: DAWSON IS CAUGHT IN A VERY EMBARRASING SITUATION.
"DON´T TOUCH, DAWSON!"
It was a beautiful day in the creek.
At the Leery´s house there was a very special celebration about to
take place and Dawson could never foresee it.
The door opened and Jen, Joey, Pacey, Jack, Andy, Jack´s boyfriend,
Drue (remember that guy?), Drue´s boyfriend, Gretchen (remember her?),
Ma and Pa Leery (he was alive then), Grams and the ghost of Abby entered
Dawson´s room.
"Happy birthday, Dawson!!" they all said at once with smiles on their faces,
shaking their heads like drug-addicts and a big cake on Jen´s hands.
They froze in terror.
Dawson Leery was giving himself "a hand", the old "five against one", while
he watched old "Sesame St." reruns on TV.
"Jumpin´Jeepers!! Can´t a teenager have a lil´privacy in this damned
we-are-all-friends-town???" Dawson said very upset with tears in his eyes.
"Man, you were shaking the monkey! A little monkey!" Jack said
while he salivated with desire.
"I was not!" dawson cried out and hurled his underwear to them.
"You were!" - They all laughed
Jen´s boobs suddenly fell into the cake. Mitch looked at them and
he felt how his little "friend" grew up and moved inside his shorts.
"She´s a slutty little girl..." he said to himself.
Dawson´s mother farted in silence and touched her chin.
Obviously, she was thinking.
"Well if my lil´man wants to masturbate himself in the day of his birthday.
I think we should aaaallllllllllllllllllll respect him!
Out everybody! Let him finish! Continue dear!" Gale said happily.
"Still a virgin at his age..." Mitch chuckled as he scratched his
hairy ass with a fork.
Grams had a heart attack and she nearly swallowed her own tongue.
"Please, continue..." Jack´s boyfriend asked.
"Hey! Get out, you pervert! You lil´pink shit machine!" Dawson shouted.
"Yeah! What are you looking at?" Jack said feeling a little upset.
"Don´t worry, Jackie-boy! I´ve got a lil´ thong fer you, sissy!" his boyfriend
said with a wink.
"Really? Oh, I´m such a happy bitch now!" Jack replied with a snort.
They all got out except Joey who kept there, looking at Dawson shake his
baby "rattle snake".
Dawson was feeling awkard like a hog in it´s shit. Joey knew him
well enough but she had never seen him in this kind of situation.
He was her friend. He needed her.
"Joey... I´m..."
Joey smiled and touched her left boob while she made some strange sound,
like an old lady taking a dump. She said:
"In case you´re looking for something to make you horny,
Pacey and me did the old in-and-out yesterday.
And he was wooonderful! I thought my eyes were going
to pop out! I enjoyed it very much! Man, I´m a lil´ whore!"
Then she left the room and farted big time while she was on the stairs.
"Well!"- Dawson said to himself - "That really does NOT me make horny!"
He turned the TV on again.
"Thank God for cable... Wow! The Conan Show!" he said and started
shaking his little spoon again.
Outside, near the creek, in front of a kindergarden playground,
Jen and Mitch were screwing like weasels. The children were
looking at them with their mouths wide opened.
"Oh, you´re a bastard! Do it to me!" Jen moaned with pleasure.
"Shuddup, lil´ bitchy!!!" Mitch replied.
THE END!