The Doctor, in his eleventh incarnation, and now entirely bored with his ancient life spent on trying to save countless species from bizarre threats, decides to go to a random place on Earth for absolutely no reason at all. His TARDIS lands on a bridge over the ocean and he steps outside with his companion, Typical Dumb Blonde (TDB for short).

"Hey, Doctor, where are we this time?" the girl asks.

The Doctor, utilizing his odd senses which are usually correct but never right, pinpoints their location somehow. "Um, Florida, on Earth."

"And… why are we here?"

"Well," he lied, "my psychic paper brought me here. It had some weird timey-wimey thing on it that told me to come to this spot."

"Oh, ok." TDB smiled. "Uh, what's a psychic paper?"

The Doctor ignored her, looking at something on the ground not too far away. "Blimey! Is that really what I think it is? Eww, is that bloke eating the other one? There's blood and stuff."

"Do something!" TDB cried with her overdramatic attitude as usual.

The doctor scanned the thing with his sonic screwdriver. "Just as I thought." he announced. "It's certainly not anything from Earth. Seems to be more like a space… zombie. How fascinating."

With disgust, the girl watched as the doctor went to get a closer look. "What the…"

The time lord repeatedly prodded the zombie in the back. "Excuse me, sir. But you really shouldn't be attacking the people of this planet. I sort of like them." The monster growled ferociously and the Doctor backed away. "Hmm, I almost never say this, but maybe we should let the police deal with this." He turned to go back to the TARDIS.

But to his surprise, TDB wasn't in the TARDIS. The Doctor went outside again and saw that she was hitting the zombie on the head with a large metal pipe that seemed to come from nowhere. Now the Doctor had only known TDB for about an hour, but he always felt something towards all his companions, especially young females, that made him want to save them no matter how stupid they acted or whatever trouble they got themselves into. He sprinted forward with Leeroy Jenkins style and snatched the companion away from the evil clutches of the psychopathic beast.

She returned to the safety of the TARDIS and watched with her mouth dropped open as the Doctor was torn to pieces. He sacrificed himself to save her, and now he wasn't sure if it was a good move after all.

"At least I can regenerate" the time lord spoke, without any limbs. "Oh wait; this is a poisonous zombie so I can't regenerate. I'm dead."

The Doctor awoke violently, flailing his arms, and sweating a lot. "Ah, what a dream!"

River also woke up and turned to look at him with a non-amused expression.

"You know…" he shouted, "humans are so WORTHLESS AND STUPID!"

"Go back to bed, sweetie."

He sighed. "I love you too."