by Xirbot
Summary: Zim comes to FLORIDA!...and gets lost in the Blair Sandwich woods behind my house. And I'm ACTUALLY not in the story! Really! I swear!
Disclaimer: CHICKEN EATER GOD DAMMIT!
Author's Notes: I had no idea what I was gonna write, but since I always get stuck at 4 fanfictions, I had to break the spell.
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So this is the horrible introduction to something horrible. Be afraid.
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(Explosion)
Zim: Eh?
(Explosion.)
Zim: EH?
(EXPLOSION!)
Zim and Gir: AHHH! AIIIEEEEEE! AIE! AHAAAAAAAAAH! EEEEEEEEEEEE! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK! YAAAAAAAAH! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEE! WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BLAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH RAAAAAHAHAHAAAA RAH (snore)
(Did I...use that scream before?)
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I wake up. Wait, me, the great ZIM, sleeping? I'm IRKEN and...AHHHHHHHH!
"Snore."
"GIR! Where are we?"
"SNORE..."
"uh..."
"I dunno."
"NOOOOOOOO!"
An earth child strolls over to us.
"Hey, why are you-"
"WHO ARE YOU?"
"Why-"
"WHO!"
"Why!"
"WHO!"
"WAHAHAHA! Chickens!"
"BE QUIET!"
"Why are you in the middle of the woods? In an alien spaceship? With a robot? Why are you an alien?"
"Who are you?"
"Not Cyndi."
"Not? Then who?"
"Someone else."
"Oh. Thanks."
"Why?"
"Just curious."
"O-kay..."
"uh..."
"uh..."
"I'm gonna leave now."
And so the great ZIM! and his brilliant sidekick GIR!...get lost in the Everglades...and I write the millionth INSIDE JOKE! of my writing career.
And the writer's block spell is broken! BUT at what cost?