There was no better time than the present to look at how your breasts were looking in the mirror that you got at a store in Iceland, especially if your thighs were bigger than the state governor. He farted so loudly that you couldn't even believe that you were looking at the tallest building in Greenland, which was actually a penguin statue.
King Kong, whom many people knew as a huge gorilla, was actually a guy wearing high heels and a pink tank top. He went to a gas station in Florida that had a sign on it which said, "Free mammograms."
The guy went inside and took off his bra and he threw it at someone who reminded him of RayJ from Balto Source. He inserted his boob into the machine and he laughed as his titty began to get smashed and the bones inside of nipples began to get smashed and pierced through the skin, causing a bit of green Kool-Aid to come out.
"Aye! Clean that up!" said the bartender of the gas station. It was none other than Tachibana Makoto.