Kingdom Hearts Awards

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, or any of that, because if I did, then I wouldn't be writing this, I'd be working on KH3. And uh... I don't own Sweettarts, either.

Author's Note: Well, this is just for fun, because I'm bored, I've got school blues, and because I need to write something random and funny instead of the stuff I have been writing (but not posting). And it's also a collab, between me and my friend, we will alternate writing chapters.

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Bridget: Hello everyone and welcome to the 1st ever annual Kingdom Hearts Awards!

Erica: Bridget, before we start the show, exactly how much sugar did you have?

Bridget: Not much, Just 10+ packets of Sweettarts and a can of soda. Why?

Erica: Because you're acting kind of-

Bridget: Hyper!?

Erica: Never mind. Let's just start the show!

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(All bold text is the announcer.)

"Well," Bridget announced hyperly, "the first awards to give out are the Most Hottest Awards!"

"Calm down, Bridget," Erica said, "let's just give out the awards. The first category is… Hottest Male Kingdom Hearts Character! The nominees in this category are as follows:"

"Sora!"

"Riku!"

"Roxas!"

"Axel!"

"Leon!"

"And Cloud!"

"But, we could only choose one of you to be the winner… so… Riku come on down!"

Erica handed Riku the trophy. "Make a speech," she urged.

"I'm not good at speeches," he muttered quietly to Erica and Bridget. He spoke louder to the crowd. "Well, um… I'd like to thank all of my fellow Kingdom Hearts guys, I know it must be tough for you to not be as hot as me… and I'd like to thank the many fangirls whose constant chasing me has kept me in shape… and I'd like to thank Erica for holding back Bridget so she doesn't kill me because Sora didn't win."

Riku stepped off the stage and Erica released Bridget, who immediately ran to get more sugar. (Which she definitely doesn't need.)

"Okay, well, while Bridget's off getting more sugar high," Erica announced to the audience. If that's possible, she thought to herself. "Logan will help me announce the Hottest Female Kingdom Hearts Character!"

"Thanks, Erica. The nominees in this category were:"

"Naminé!"

"Yuffie!"

"And Tifa!"

Erica first realized that this would go horribly wrong when she heard the other girls in the audience shouting and swearing angrily.

"And um… without further ado, the winner is:" Erica started.

"Yuffie!" Logan finished.

Yuffie happily skipped on stage to receive her award, gave Logan a small kiss on the cheek, and ran back to the crowd.

And before long, every other girl in the audience (plus Roxas and Leon) was on the stage trying to drag Logan away. But luckily, Bridget came back, holding a sea-salt ice-cream, and wondering what all the commotion was about. She used her authoress powers to magically get everyone off the stage before they killed her brother.

"If everyone will please calm down," she said (Which is odd, telling everyone to calm down, considering she herself is still hopped up on sugar.), "I am sure there is a good explanation for this."

Bridget nodded to Logan, who started explaining.

"Well, I didn't pick Kairi, because she reminds me too much of my sister."

At this, Erica once again had to restrain Bridget, and Sora ran up on stage after Kairi, who was also ready to harm Logan.

"And I-"

Bridget slapped her hand over Logan's mouth before he could get into any more trouble. Logan started to say something, but it was still muffled by Bridget's hand.

Bridget handed Logan to the angry mob, who took him backstage, and came back about 10 minutes later, but with no Logan.

"Um…" Erica started, but Bridget cut her off.

"We'll worry about him later," Bridget said, still under the influence of her sugar.

"Are you sure we shouldn't be worried?" Erica whispered to Bridget.

"Yeah, besides, whatever happened to him, as long as he's not hurt, he deserved, because he picked the nominees himself," she replied.

"Okay, then."

"On to the next award!"

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Kinda short, but I didn't have much time to write, so... hope you like it! Please review, but remember, no flames!!! And this is Bridget (aka, sugarhigh ninja #1) talking, just so ya know. Let me know what you think! (Oh and Erica, she's not a ninja, she's a pirate.)