Roy Mustang: A long Paragraph
Yes, I have come to the topic of Roy Mustang. Beware of what I say.
Roy Mustang is a hoebag. And even though he portrays himself as a hoebag for his cover, he still looks like a hoebag nonetheless! And he never knows his feelings: he loves Riza, he doesn't love Riza! I hate that about him even though he is awesome!!! She is always there for him (when she can) and pretty much loves him no matter what, even though we don't really see it! He is also very awesome!!! He can just snap and create a zillion of flames. I don't know anyone else that can do that, do you??? He also provides as an awesome role model for Ed in most parts. He cares about his dear ones and he is smart, what Ed needs to be! And I don't agree with the ROYED so they are so not together!!! They are just workers that work together and try to defeat evil!!! Speaking of evil, I hate the truth! That stupid truth doesn't know the real truth that Roy didn't want the transmutation and cost him his eyesight! His eyesight! He can't see without his eyesight, making him unable to fight!! That is the worst thing right now, cause we can't count on a sick woman, a metal boy, and a state alchemist to defeat a guy that can equal god! That is pretty much impossible! I hope that the truth gets it's ass kicked through the doors! Also, Roy needs to talk about his family. We pretty much know about everyone's family except for Roy! We know about Riza, the elrics, the Armstrongs, and even the Bradleys, yet we don't know about the Mustang! This makes me pissed off. If Arakawa decides to kill Roy (which I hope she doesn't) she needs to make a whole chapter on him, sort of like how Rowling did a whole chapter on Snape. That would make everything awesome!!! I love Roy so so so much!!!!
There, I'm done ranting.