The Corridor Problem

Roxas was preparing for his mission to Neverland with his best friend Axel. They had just bought some potions from the Organization Moogle and were off to see Saïx so they could set off. There was just one slight issue, the corridor wasn't working properly. Now they'd never had problems before so it was strange and Saïx had no idea had to handle it. Whenever one of the cloak-wearing Nobodies tried to step through, it was like trying to walk through a solid wall, they were stubbing their toes on darkness.

"One of you, go get Xemnas! He ought to know how to fix this," the blue-haired Nobody ordered one of the lower ranked.

"I'll go get him, just try not to kill Roxas while I'm gone, got it memorized?" Axel said as he started walking through The Castle That Never Was, to get the President of Nothingness.

"Accused fools, can't you do anything right?" the head Nobody's voice boomed as he entered The Gray Area, "What is wrong now?"

"I already told you, the corridors are busted," Axel stated coolly, entering the room behind his boss.

"They cannot be busted! They are darkness! This isn't some toilet stuffed with too much paper!"

"Great comparison…" Roxas muttered from the sidelines as Xemnas summoned a corridor for himself. Just like the other corridors, he stubbed his toe. He made no response just eyed it like looking at the inside of a car. It was quite odd seeing their leader on his hands and knees looking at the corridor so intently, especially for those like Marluxia and Xigbar who didn't know what was going on. Though none of them really knew what was going on, except one Nobody who had caused this.

Back in his room Demyx sat on his bed reading a magazine, terrified to leave his room. He didn't mean to cause the problem with the corridor, really he didn't. Honestly he didn't know how that happened. Objects travel through the corridors of darkness; so how did one little grape make it impassable? Still, whether it made sense or not, he stayed away from everything, fearing that Xemnas would be unreasonable and turn him into a Dusk.

"Roxas!" the President ordered, "Come here!"

"Y-yes, Xemnas," Roxas responded walking over.

"Summon your keyblade, it isn't a lock but we've got to do something!"

The puppy-like Nobody nodded and summoned the Kingdom Key. As he pointed it at the corridor of darkness, the giant key-weapon started to glow and a beam of light shot of the beings of nothingness' mode of transportation. A few seconds passed and nothing happen, Xemnas, growing impatient, stomped his left foot and bent for to look into the corridor again. He poked the portal of darkness with his right index finger, and a second later a grape, the size of about two peas shot out into his eye.

"There, now it should be fixed. Go! Go on your blasted mission!"


Author's Note: This has been on my To-Write list for awhile due to my friend losing a grape, so I've finally got this done. Hope you liked it.