13 things Dan is not allowed to do are......
1. become president
2. destroy Ian using his awesome ninga powers.
3. climb the Empire state building.
4. send Amy secret admirer notes from Ian
5. propose to Natalie, Madison, Reagen, Nellie, Irina, and Hamilton
6. steal nuclear weapons of any sort.
7. break into someone's house and write notes all over the walls.
8. make a rocket ship out of tinfoil and duct tape.
9. to post his clues on his cliqueme page.
10. impersonate the Queen.
11. sabotage the royal family.
12. rule the world.
13. call Ian in the middle of the night and make innapropriate comments.