I DO NOT OWN BLEACH!!!!
"That stupid Ichigo!" Rukia yelled.
"What? He won't answer his cell phone?" Renji asked.
"Yeah. And listen to his voice mail message!"
Rukia proceeded to put the phone on speaker, and held it up to Renji.
"Yo! This Ichigo! Obviously, I can't answer my phone right now-probably because I'm killing some random hollow or saving someone's butt- so please call me back later!"
There was a 'beep' after the voice mail played.
"Ichigo, you stupid useless dummy! You better pick up you phone right now, or else I will beat you to a bloody pulp and shove a cat down your throat!" Rukia yelled.
"Rukia, I'm pretty sure shoving cats down people's throats is animal abuse." Renji said.
"I DON'T CARE! I just want him to answer his stinking phone!"
(AN: This is short, I know. All my story chapters are short. XD any who, if you have a request for someone, please tell me!)