Drink till You Drop!

The Contest

This is a short break from DEAD MEN WALKING we need to think of more ideas

Good none the less, funnier, please read and review A/N

Blue Shenron: Yo, this is our 2nd story and it is hilarious!

Jungle boy: Ever met a drunken swords man and a drunken rubber man? Well this is your change

Luffy: What?

Zoro: They are going to get us drunk Luffy!

Blue Shenron and Jungle Boy: Yep, course we are!(evil laugh)

One day Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Usopp, Sanji and Robin all thought that they needed a rest from there ship, Tony Tony Chopper stayed in the ship because he isn't the biggest fan for drinking! They are in a local pub and are drinking themselves blind!

They all enter and everyone in the pub runs out after seeing Luffy's and Zoro's faces because of the wanted sign all over their town!

The Bar tender Tries to run but Zoro throws his sword at the back door slamming it shut and Luffy grabs him and says:

Luffy: Well Well, we aren't as bad as you think!

Nami: Just get to know us

Usopp: Can I have an orange juice please?

Zoro: What, why do you want an orange juice?

Robin: Yeah, me too! Sitting on the table next to the already seated Usopp!

Zoro: Ok then, I guess you want an orange juice then to Luffy?

Luffy NO, I am a bigger drinker than you will ever be!

Nami: Well Boys before you to start drinking I want to order! She sits down at the bar, Sanji sits rite next to her and smiles!

Sanji: I will buy anything for you my love!

Nami: Well, I can handle myself Sanji, I am not poor!

Sanji: Going red well, my darling I am not …

Zoro: Shut it pussy, why do want to go out with Nami anyway, she will only rob you and run!

Nami: Well …

Luffy: Lets drink then Zoro if you think that you can beat me!

Zoro: Bring it rubber boy!

Luffy and Zoro sit down on the nearest table and Robin runs over to be the ref!

Sanji: Wait a minuite, I want to set a few rules, no getting of with my future lover, nami! But feel free to get off with robin because she is a slut!

Luffy: Cool!

Zoro: BAR TENDER, BRING US 20 OF YOUR STRONGEST…

Luffy: NO …

Zoro: Cant you handle it?

Luffy: 70 drinks, strongest you have please fred!

Bar tender: My name is not …

Zoro looks at him and he immediately runs to get his strongest drinks! Robin: Now this is also judged on style of drinking lads

Zoro: Ha, when I win Luffy will have no style left!

Luffy: NO, when I win you will have no … no … ummmmmm Turns deep in thought! Vodka is put on the table covering two tables in strong cups of drink!

Luffy pulls his finger out and grabs 5, he gulps them down and burps in Zoro's face! Robin Marks down 5 on her score sheet that Usopp had given her!

Zoro picks up his two swords and drinks twenty (10 on each sword)!

Zoro smiles!

Luffy grabs 30 drinks and gulps them down! Wow, that was good!

Luffy: Hello world, hello mum, hello Fred Zoro drinks 10 and goes completely hammered! Luffy drinks the rest (five) and he is smashed aswell! Robin: Ok, it is a tie, you are both completely smashed!

Luffy: You don't know that, you … you … hello robin, when did you get here?

Robin: What?

Zoro: Who are you?

Nami: Well, they are defiantly happy and drunk!

Usopp: Well, I am happy with orange juice!

Luffy: You should be

Zoro: Yeah Pinocchio!

Usopp: My nose is a secret weapon, used for the king of the grand line His nose grows!

Luffy: Yeah, and bogie picking!

Zoro: Yeah and … thing like … like falls off of his chair I need the toilet

Luffy: Need help?

Zoro: I am perfectly capable walks towards the toilets of going to the toilets myself walks into the ladies toilets and shouts!

Zoro: Where are the urinals?

Luffy: Try the left

Zoro: Found it and pees in the corner

Sanji: Well my darling Nami, I will never get drunk, I am always hear for you my love!

Nami: Thanks! I think?

Luffy: So, Usopp, have you ever being with a lady?

Usopp: Well of course I have Nose grows

Luffy: Have you ever kissed a lady?

Usopp: Well, I have kissed ten ladies on my voyage to find my father! Nose grows

Luffy: Usopp, are you gay?

Usopp: NO, of course not nose grows

Luffy: You like me Usopp?

Usopp: No Nose doesn't grow

Luffy: Do you like Zoro Usopp?

Usopp: NO, I HAVE TOLD YOU Nose grows (again)

Zoro comes out of the toilets and zips his flies back up and smiles at Nami Zoro: Took your nose in Usopp, it is showing!

Luffy: You can't look at Nami because I will look at Nami

Nami: Well, you can both look at me! Sanji fumes

Luffy: Go ask the slut if she will … will … SUNSINE, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE AWAY AND I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE LALALALA LALALA LALA LAN starts to sing

Zoro: I have a bet to put on with you, Luffy! Luffy and Zoro go over to the corner and they start to wisper Zoro: Do you want another bet?

Luffy: No, I don't want a cat

Zoro: A BET

Luffy: I don't want a bat either thank you, please come again, Hey, Zoro do you want a bet?

Zoro: Ok then, what

Luffy: who can pull Nami first, yeah

Zoro: Ok!

A/N

Blue Shenron: That was funny

Jungle Boy: Well, the next one is going to be funnier

Blue Shenron: yeah, Full Monty!