Disclaimer: I don't own Atlantis (sadly) and if I did, those who know me will know what would happen!
Summary: After a cheese and peanut butter sandwich McKay has a strange dream.
Authors Note: Okay….I refuse to class this as my first Atlantis fic! It's so bad! Also I added a tiny bit of Sparky at the end to cheer me up!
Authors Note2: This comes from Bob the Builder (a kiddie program). I don't know if you have Bob the Builder in the USA or other countries so (if you don't) sorry. Plus, I have never watched Hockey in my entire life. I have no idea if there's a half time or if it's even called that. Anyway, enjoy my madness!
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McKay had finished eating his cheese and peanut butter sandwich and was now sitting comfortably in front of the display in the rec room. The screen was playing the hockey game he had managed to get sent to him from Earth.
He must have fallen asleep because the next thing he saw was a commercial that must have been playing during halftime. The music started and McKay vaguely recognized it as the Bob the Builder theme tune. He sat up and watched it, just out of interest. The words started:
"Bob the Wraith,
Can he kill you?
Bob the Wraith,
Yes he can!"
"What the hell?" He shouted. Bob was the wraith that they had caught during the siege of Atlantis. Sheppard had named him. How the hell did this become a commercial? The singing and dancing wraith were more disturbing than scary.
"Bob, Steve and Queeny,
Male Wraiths, too.
Grunts and Keepers,
Join the crew.
Bob and his gang have so much fun,
Feeding together to get the job done."
McKay was very confused by now. If this had been recorded on Earth then news about the Stargate must have gotten out somehow.
"Bob the Wraith,
Can he kill you?
Bob the Wraith,
Yes he can.
Hives, Darts and Cruisers,
Beaming up food,
In the form of humans,
And being so rude.
Bob and his gang have so much fun,
Feeding together to get the job done."
McKay woke with a start. He stared at the display that had been playing the hockey game. It was blank. The game must have finished. He rewound it and looked through all the commercials but there was no sign of the singing wraith.
It was then that McKay realized that it must have been a weird dream. More like a nightmare he thought.
"I'm never having a cheese and peanut butter sandwich again!" He stated out loud.
From the entrance of the rec room he heard laughter. Turning around he saw Elizabeth and Sheppard. John had obviously told her one of his ridiculous jokes. McKay was short fused and frustrated after his strange dream and blurted out:
"Geez, get a room why don't you?" And stormed out of the room, off to his lab, where he could get proper sleep.
As soon as he'd gone John turned to Elizabeth who was blushing slightly after Rodney's comment.
"What's eating him?" He asked.
Elizabeth shrugged and they both sat down to watch John's 'Hail Mary' Football game, again.
See, a nice and Sparky finish. The Sparky was to cheer me, and my friends from the SheppardWeir, ShWeir, Sparky forum, up! Don't ask where this came from cause I have no idea!
SGC