SHORT SUMMARY : let's see... Cloud accidentally drinks this potion and he turns into a girl! This will eventually turn into a yaoi... when Cloud turns back! And that may be, knowing me, about thirteen chapters!!

A/N : I'm started another story!?! OMG!!! *^___^* I know, I know, I really should finish the other one before I work on (or start) another fic, but I just couldn't resist! XD

disclaimer : I do not own FF7 or anything to do with it. Well, except the copy of it that I have. I own that and the plot to this story... --_--*
Femme Fatal by rin_lockheart
"Blade Beam!!" Cloud Strife called out as he used his 2nd level limit on the thief that was common to the area around Midgar, which was where he was. Training was taking its toll on the blonde for he sweat heavily and panted like a dog. 'Time to head back,' he thought.

Carefully slinging the Ultima Weapon over one shoulder, Cloud headed back to Midgar.

Unfortunately for Cloud, that day just happened to be the hottest day of the year. So by the time he got to the gates of Sector 5, his throat was parched.

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Tifa Lockheart lifted the glass up above her head in triumph. "I've done it!!" she exclaimed. The rather well endowed young woman looked to the couch in the downstairs of the bar to see her partner in crime, Yuffie Kisaragi, asleep. Tifa had been working for hours to perfect that potion! How could Yuffie have fallen asleep?

Annoyed, Tifa set the glass down on the table and walked to the couch. She grabbed the ninja by the shoulders and shook her, two, three times before the girls' eyes snapped open.

"Tifa!" she cried. "What is it? Where's the fire!?!?"

The bar hostess laughed. "There's no fire, Yuffie. I just wanted to wake you up to tell you that I've completed the potion!"

"Awesome!!" the ninja said cheerfully. Her look turned curious. "Does it really make women irresistible to guys?"

"Yup! But don't let any men drink this!!" Tifa warned. "I have no clue as to what will happen."

Yuffie grinned. "We could always test it out on Barret for fun."

"Yuffie!!" the older brunette cried. "We can't do that!"

The younger shrugged. "Just a suggestion."

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Cloud drunkenly dragged himself into Sector 6, where Tifa's new bar, the "Ninth Gate", was. He was exhausted and desperately needed a drink.

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Tifa set the glass down on the counter-top of the bar, idly admiring her handy work. If it worked, she'd be famous for making a potion for women who are really down on their love life. She sighed dreamily, just imagining how happy she'd be making some women in a little while.

"Hey, Tifa?" Yuffie's voice came from the basement. "Could you come here for a second? This computers' broken and I wanna check my e-mail!!"

Tifa sighed. "Coming!" she called, as she made her way to the stairs, the glass temporarily forgotten.

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Cloud threw open the door of the bar and frantically looked around for a glass to put some water in. The bar was almost the same as "Seventh Heaven" had been before Sector 7 was destroyed. Except that there wasn't an elevator anymore; there was a set of stairs leading downstairs to the basement, and it wasn't a secret anymore. It was just that only employees were allowed down there. Employees or part of the gang who saved the world.

The skinny yet muscular blonde spotted a glass of pink liquid sitting on the bars' counter-top. Dashing over to it, he grabbed it, poured it all into his mouth, and swallowed it in one go. He sighed happily afterwards.

Cloud heard voices coming from the basement and headed down there to check it out. It was probably just Tifa and Yuffie working on another one of Tifa's crazed experiments.

"Hey, guys," he said to the two brunettes sitting at the computer. They turned around and smiled.

"Hi!" Tifa said happily.

"Hey, Cloud!" Yuffie said cheerfully. "S'up?"

"Nothin'," Cloud replied. "I've just been training."

The girl nodded. "Cool."

Cloud glanced around the room at the different vials and things sitting around the room. "What have you two been up t-" He stopped abruptly as the room started to spin. "Wow..." he said dully as he swayed from side to side.

"Cloud, what's wrong?" Tifa asked, concerned.

The blonde haired swordsman didn't answer for he lost consciousness before he fell to the floor in a heap.

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Tifa and Yuffie had managed to drag Cloud to his room and stick him on the bed. For some reason, he seemed a little lighter than usual.

"I wonder why he fainted like that..." Tifa pondered out loud.

Yuffie shrugged. "Maybe he trained too hard."

"Maybe." Tifa glanced at Cloud and then stared. "Yuffie, is it just me or does Cloud's chest seem a little bit bigger than it was before?"

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~~~fin of prologue~~~

A/N : what did you think? R+R please!! I need to know if I should continue with this or not! *^__^* Anyway, til you review, later days! (I watch the Weekenders. So what?)