Welcome to Emos of the Caribbean 2: Hot Man's Chest! If you haven't read the first EOTC I strongly suggest you do, although I think that EOTC2 is much better than EOTC1 I suggest you read the first to get some of the running jokes. you can read it here: /s/3460045/1/EmosoftheCarribeanTheBlackPearl
I don't know if I mentioned this is the last update, but I am itching for summer. I know I'll be crying on the day of graduation, but I can't wait to just be done with high school, I never realized until this year what a joke it is. and I'll have more time to work on stuff that I want to do, like EOTC. Besides, now that I'm going to be in college I'll be doing work I actually like.
enough about me...lets get to EOTC!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
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(I Write Sins not Tragedies opens the scene, if this were actually a movie the cast would be introduced)
-The Pearl-
Captain Jack: (walks around the rum cellar with his ipod on) Sometimes I get this feeling, she's watching over me-- WTF!
Bootsrap Bill: Hey Yo Captain Jack!
Captain Jack: You're supposed to be dead!
Bootsrap Bill: pokes Captain Jack's palm TATOO!
Captain Jack: guess who I met!
Bootsrap Bill: who?
Captain Jack: You're uber sexy son will!
Bootstrap Bill: OO
-Port Royal-
(Elizabeth sees Will captured and runs up to him.)
Norrington: You're under arrest!
Elizabeth: What? But Why?
Norrington: For associating yourselves with Emos and becoming emo yourself!
Will: WE ARE NOT EMO!!
Norrington:...then why are you wearing that armband?
-Beckett's office-
Beckett: YOU PHAIL BLOOM!!
Will: Why does everyone call me that? Anyway, let us out of jail, I'll do anything!
Beckett: ...anything?
Will: oh no...please not this again!
Beckett: I'm just kidding! You're friends with Captain Jack, right?
Will: I guess...
Beckett: Can you get his compass for me?
Will: ok...(shuts door behind him) Now, if I were Jack where would I be?
-Later-
Will: One ticket to My Chemical Romance please!