A/n: Based off a random fan art I found on Photo Bucket.

WHO MADE YOUR BENTO BOX?

Naruto sat at his usual place with a pink wrapped bento box. He knew that it was the only thing left to wrap it up with, but why, in God's name, did it have to be so pink?

He watched as Sasuke found a seat close to his. Knowing the Sasuke-fangirls would've made his lunch today, he wondered who took on the "sacred" duty this time.

"Who made your bento box today?" the blonde boy asked his comrade.

Sasuke sighed, as thought trying to remember which one of his many fangirls had done it that day.

"Sakura…"

Naruto wished he hadn't asked.

"Who made yours dobe?" Sasuke asked nonchalantly, taking a bite from an onigiri.

"Iruka… sensei… teme" Naruto blushed. It had become fact he had moved into Iruka's, and Iruka insisted on making him lunch every single day. At home, Naruto called him Iruka-nii-san, but he had to choke out "sensei" even if it killed him around everyone else. No-one was allowed to know yet that Iruka had adopted him into his family.

"How… cute…" Sasuke said, smirking. Naruto knew he was getting the wrong idea about it. Now Naruto wanted to kill him. Many people thought he and Iruka were lovers and that was the reason… If only they knew Iruka was dating Ayame…

Before Naruto had noticed it, the Hyuuga prodigy had come over to grace them with his presence.

"Who made your bento box?" Sasuke asked, eyeing the prettily wrapped box Neji cradled in his arms. Neji immediately began blushing.

"Hi-Hinata…sama…" he stuttered. Sasuke's smirked became more evident.

"You two definitely are… close…" he commented, tasting more of Sakura's evidently store-bought lunch.

Neji sat beside Sasuke blushing into his food.

Minutes passed, and two more people moved to join them. Kiba sat at the other side of Naruto and Shikamaru sat next to Neji.

"Who made your bento boxes, guys?" Neji asked the two "new arrivals".

"My sister," Kiba said as he dug in.

"Chouji's mother made most of mine… but Ino and Temari made some extras…" Shikamaru held up two other bento boxes, beside the one he ate out of. Naruto eyed it with great interest.

"You seem so tame… Kiba… And Shikamaru… you have a tendency to choose violent women don't you?" Sasuke's smirk hadn't disappeared for a second, and now it was VERY wide.

Naruto and Neji held Kiba back, who was ready to pounce. Shikamaru just said "fighting is too bothersome" and went back to eating.

The group became silent again…

Then Gaara arrived.

"Who made your bento box?" Naruto felt like being the brave one, again.

"Rock Lee…"

Everyone's mouths dropped, even Sasuke's, who at the time had been drinking a glass of water.

This caused him to spurt it out everywhere, all over Shikamaru's other lunches, and in Gaara's hair (a/n: how the hell did it get there?)

"What?" Gaara said as he took a place next to Kiba. Everyone had their eyes planted firmly on the red-head.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Sasuke yelled as he ran away to prepare for the apocalypse.

And so now, no one ever asks "who made your bento box?" for fear of learning things they didn't want to know.

At least… the guys didn't ask anymore…

A/n: (insert evil laughter here) Next up is the girls! And then maybe some random side stories… Please review! And you can send ideas for forthcoming chapters!!!

TSA