Chapter 1: New Home, Burning Love, and Bad Title Pun
"Ugh…what happened...and where am I?"
A hedgehog, whose quills and fur had a look reminiscent to crystallized fire, felt uneasy as he took notice of his surroundings. He appeared to be in a white void that seemed to be endless. Suddenly, only seconds later he heard an explosion,
"What was that…a rainbow in a place like this?" The hedgehog said as he began following the rainbow from where it began.
"Well I've never seen the end of a rainbow before, might as well check it out." The light-red furred hedgehog dashed off at blazing speeds towards the rainbow. Only seconds before approaching it he heard a loud thud, "Hmm…something landed over there, I wonder what it was." He said. Seconds later, he approached the landing site of what made the rainbow from earlier. To his surprise it was a horse or as his younger brother would have scolded him for and correct as pony. "Man my bro would have a field day with this, wait…what did Tails tell me about how to find out if it's a he or she?"He wondered. As the hedgehog thought, he decided to just bide his time and waited for it to wake up.
A few hours later, the cyan pony finally decided to wake up, "Man, what did I hit?" The pony asked. Before she could even hope to respond, the flaming hedgehog spoke, "You just hit the ground at Mach 5 speeds and lived, but where are my manners…my name is Pyro the Hedgehog and as you can see, my fur is more or less made of fire, so who are you, miss?"Pyro asked.
"Oh, I'm Rainbow Dash the fastest flyer in Equestria, it's nice to meet you…Pyro is it?" She asked. "Yep the one and only, it's nice to meet you Rainbow and before you even ask I think I'm dead, but you appeared from nowhere so I can't explain why you're here, sorry."He apologized. Leaning back, speaking so calmly that Rainbow Dash wouldn't freak at first until it hit her. "I've been talking to a zombie and he hasn't tried to kill me, so awesome."Rainbow said cheerfully until Pyro said, "Uh technically I'm not a zombie, I can just regenerate by performing a Super Nova. So yes I'm very much alive, if you want to feel my heartbeat be my guest, just don't get too attached." Rainbow nodded a bit hesitantly because Pyro is living fire…well at least his fur is.
A day or two later…
"Ok, Dash I think I know how you got here. As you said, when your friend Twilight was going to teleport, you crashed into her while you were performing your sonic rainboom which must have created an inter-dimensional gateway, which transported you here." Pyro explained, but while he was doing so, Rainbow Dash was currently having a daydream about her and Pyro spending a wonderful day together. Pyro soon took notice and snapped her out of her stupor, "Pay attention! Now I will say this, as you're inside the void, you're response to sensations are increased because time has no meaning in here and therefore emotions are enhanced to the maximum." He explained.
"I'm not affected by it because I was trained to be able to contain my emotions, that and I'm also half-demon which is also a big plus." He continued. Over the course of their allotted time in the plane, Rainbow Dash was becoming increasingly lascivious towards him(as in becoming interested in inter-species relationships). At first it started out with Rainbow flirting with him, which soon turned into her trying to sleep next to him and "snuggle" as she would hug his unconscious body. Pyro is not as dense as he makes himself appear to be, so when she wasn't listening to him he would use his heat sense ability to check her heart rate and since he knows when women think "strange" thoughts, as a little prank to check if his suspensions were right, he would grab her and give her a teasing kiss on the cheek kiss which would cause her to blush a deep crimson. "There now you will listen to me, I'm trying to get you home and- mhhm…" Pyro was cut off as Rainbow forced her lips onto his own which soon became more passionate. Rainbow was in heat do to her hormones going out of whack from staying in the void for so long, so she took it upon herself to release her growing tensions and so Pyro was now forced to be the mate of a mare in heat.
A hell of a lot of fucked up hours later…
"I'm never going to help Amy get with Sonic, now more than ever, I'm sorry for not listening to you bro." Pyro said with a traumatized face and with a satisfied Rainbow Dash snuggling right next to him who said, "I love you Pyro." The hedgehog, surprised by that comment said with a forced smile, "I love you too, Dashie." After that he passed out before anything else could happen. Unbeknownst to Rainbow Dash he was going super nova and she was about to witness his curse firsthand. When Rainbow woke up she saw Pyro off in the distance, but before she could fly to him, she saw his body explode in a torrent of flames. When the flames died down, there in the epicenter stood a hedgehog with blue and white fiery fur, he was a little shorter but looked very close to Rainbow's age and he was standing in the same place here love once stood. "Oh come on Dashie, I thought you said you loved me." He said.
Rainbow Dash looked in awe as her new lover was now younger and surprisingly she became even more attracted to him, Pyro stepped up and said, "Well congratulations honey, looks like you're stuck with me. By demon law, if a demon mates with a non demon, said demon is bound to their lover for the rest of their mortal life." He said. Before he could apologize for not explaining to her earlier, she jumped into his arms and gave him a passionate kiss. Suddenly, a bright flash of light appeared, destroying the moment as five silhouettes of other ponies and a small two –legged creature appeared in another gateway to which, Pyro assumed, was to her home, "Rainbow!" They all shouted in unison.
