This story begins a few days after the events in "Tea for Three" and "Tea for Four".
Linda and Lawrence were preparing for bed. As they laid down, Lawrence took some book to read. Linda wasn't feeling like reading; she was horny (recent sexual adventures with Jeremy and Stacy affected her sexual desire) and she wanted some sex with her husband.
"Hey, honey..." she started seductively.
"Yes?"
"What do you say we have sex tonight? I'm really, really horny and we haven't been doing it for quite some time."
"Oh... You see, honey, I'd love it, but..."
"But what?" Linda frowned.
"Okay, nothing. Let's do it."
They were making out for some time, Linda was touching her husband in all the places she knew he likes to be touched, but Lawrence's penis simply didn't erect. He wasn't very interested, either. Taking off all their clothes wasn't help.
"Sorry, honey, me and him just don't feel like it tonight", Lawrence apologized.
"Ugh!" Linda cried out frustratingly. Lawrence put his pajamas back on and got back to reading his book. Linda turned around on her side of the bed.
"You aren't gonna put on your pajamas?" Lawrence asked.
"No, I'm gonna sleep naked. Good night." Linda was angry because another try to have sex with her husband had failed.
The next morning, when Linda woke up, she was alone in the bedroom. Lawrence had went to work already.
"Well, if he doesn't feel like screwing me, some other people do!" Linda thought. She locked the door so nobody could come in, she took her camera, set it to automatic shot taking, and made a few pictures of herself lying on the bed naked in provocative poses.
In the Johnson's residence, Jeremy had just entered his room.
"It was a good breakfast. Let's see, what should I do today? Maybe to do some practicing with The Incidentals?"
"Jeremy?" he heard his mother's voice from the outside.
"Yes, mom?"
"I'm taking little Suzy to the park, then we're gonna do some shopping. We'll be back in a couple of hours!"
"Okay, mom."
While still thinking about what he should do, Jeremy turned on his computer.
"Let me check my e-mail. What's this? A message from Linda?"
He opened the mail and he saw a picture of naked Linda on the bed with her legs spread wide.
"Whoa, momma!" Jeremy got an instant erection. He read the following text:
"Would you like to do some hot MILF today? Let me know as soon as you read this."
Jeremy sent the answer: "I'd have to be crazy to say no! When can we do it?"
Linda's reply was: "The sooner the better. But my house is not empty. Candace wouldn't mind, in fact, she'd probably join us, but Phineas and Ferb are home too."
"That's not a problem, I'm home alone. Come to my place."
"I'm coming!"
Linda went to Candace's room first. Candace was lying on her bed reading a book.
"Candace, I'm off to Jeremy's place."
"You want some... hot love from him, don't you?"
"Yes. Normally I'd call you to join us, but I want some one-on-one action with him. We'll have a threesome some other time, okay?"
"No problemo."
"Oh, and one more thing." She gave Candace $50. "I'm owing Vivian 50 bucks. Would you mind taking this to her in about half an hour, when she gets back home from shopping?"
"Sure thing."
"See you, honey." Linda left.
Jeremy was cleaning his bed waiting for Linda to come. Then he heard the doorbell. He rushed to answer.
"Linda! You look hotter than ever."
"You said nobody's home but you, right?"
"That's correct."
Linda entered and closed the door. She and Jeremy hugged and shared a long French kiss. For a few seconds, Jeremy's tongue was in Linda's mouth, and vice versa. Their tongues were wrestling for at least thirty seconds.
"I'm already all wet", Linda whispered.
"And I'm already hard as a rock. Let's go to my room!"
Soon they were rolling on Jeremy's bed, hugging and making out some more. After a minute or two, Linda pulled Jeremy's penis out and started sucking it. She was doing it with great passion and lust.
"Ohhh... Linda... you clearly have a lot of experience with this!" Jeremy was melting from pleasure.
"Heh... you haven't been born when I was giving blowjobs in college!" Linda said and continued sucking. One moment Jeremy's penis was deep in her throat, the second she was licking it from top to bottom. She was playing with his testicles as well, licking and kissing them.
"Okay, enough of that. I don't want you to cum too early", she said while taking off her blouse. Jeremy helped her to unhook her bra. Soon he was playing with Linda's breasts. He was grabbing them, kneading them, sucking them, licking her nipples. Linda was moaning while trying to take her pants off.
"Let's get naked", she said shortly and they quickly took off all their clothes. They hugged again and started touching each other's butts while kissing repeatedly.
"Do you like my butt?" Linda whispered.
"I love it." Jeremy replied while rubbing his penis against Linda's belly (they were still hugging tightly).
"Would you like to play some... anal games? It turns me on."
"Uh... okay, why not."
"Come on, Jeremy, play with my butthole! Do whatever you want to it. Don't worry, I washed it squeaky clean before I came here. It smells nice. You can even put your tongue in there."
Jeremy opened her buttcheeks and took a sniff.
"This really smells nice!"
"Told ya."
"Okay then, let's have some fun with it."
Jeremy was fingering Linda's butthole at first. He was sticking various fingers deep inside. Then he was pulling one finger in and out, as it was a small penis.
"Do you like this, Linda? Does this stimulate you?"
"Jeremy... you keep that and... I might even cum."
He then sticked two fingers inside at once. Linda was in ecstasy.
"And now... the tongue!"
He gently touched her butthole with his tongue. That was the first time in his life he's done such a thing, and the feeling was really weird. But because of the pleasant smell, he felt pleasure doing it. He slowly put his tongue a little bit deeper, then he took it out. He repeated the process several times.
"You ever had a tongue up your butthole, Linda?"
"Back in college. I've never even asked Lawrence to do something like that. He never agreed to do anything kinkier than oral sex."
Jeremy continued licking Linda's butthole for some time. When he got tired, he got back to fingering it. He was also fingering her vagina in the process. Linda was feeling such great pleasure she wasn't restraining herself from moaning and even screaming.
"Okay, now it's time for the real thing!" Jeremy said. "Linda, will you get on all fours, please?"
He grabbed Linda's hips and touched her anus with his penis. "Are you ready for this?"
"Am I ever!" Linda said in an extremely horny voice. "Just stick it in there! I want your penis in my butt, now!"
It was easy for Jeremy to put it in Linda's anus since her anus was relatively wide, as a result of anal sex they had a couple of days before (and other anal sex Linda had in her life).
"Come on! Stick it! Stick it deep! It's so good..." Linda was moaning. She started masturbating while Jeremy was trying to stick it in her butt as deep as he could. He was sweating, but the feeling was incredibly good. For both of them.
"Jeremy... I'm going to cum", Linda whispered after some time.
"Me too... I can't hold it much longer... You want me to cum inside?"
"Yes! Fill my intestines with your hot cum... just like the last time... oooohhhhh... I'm about to cum..."
Linda was the first one to have an orgasm. Her fingers were drenched in her vaginal juices as she was moaning out loud while cumming. Soon after that, Jeremy's moans become louder and Linda felt his sperm filling her large intestine.
They laid on the bed, sweaty but satisfied. They were kissing in the lips some more.
"Do you think you could get it up once again later?" Linda asked. "I want to have sex again, but this time the classic way, in the vag."
"Certainly, but I need some rest first. For now, let's just lay here naked, caressing each other's bodies, chatting, and simply enjoying ourselves."
"You got it."
In the Garcia-Shapiro house, Vivian was sitting on the sofa watching TV. She heard a knocking on her door.
"Coming!"
She answered it. It was Candace.
"Hi, Mrs. Garcia-Shap... I mean, Vivian."
"Hi, Candace. Please, do come in."
Candace entered Vivian's house. They sat on the sofa.
"What did you want, sweetie?"
"My mom owes you 50 bucks, so she told me to give it back to you. Here you go." she gave Vivian 50 dollars.
"Thank you. Hey, you wanna keep me company for some time? Isabella went somewhere with Fireside Girls again and I'm lonely."
"Sure, why not" Candace replied, then he noticed Vivian's big, perky breasts.
"Man, this Viv has really got a nice pair of boobies!" she thought. Pretty soon she was staring at Vivian's breasts imagining them bare.
They started chatting about school, weather, boys and such stuff, but the only thing Candace really wanted was to see Vivian's bare breasts.
"I wouldn't mind playing with those boobs, kneading them and sucking them" Candace was having dirty thoughts. What she didn't know was that Vivian was horny as well.
"I've never noticed it before, but Linda's daughter has a really hot body. I'd really like to touch her all over that body of hers..." Vivian was also having fantasies.
Finally, at some point, Vivian noticed that Candace has been looking at her breasts. She knew they wanted the same thing.
"Say, Candace... do you like my boobs? Do you think they're big and beautiful?" she asked.
"Oh, yes. I like them. Very much."
"So you wouldn't mind if I... let's say, take off my shirt and bra and go topless?"
"Would I? I'd love you to do that!" Candace was thrilled her desire was about to come true.
In a few moves Vivian took off her shirt. Then he put her arms behind her back, she unhooked her bra and removed it. Candace got totally wet watching her big, bare breasts.
"So? How do you like 'em?"
"Viv, they're... beautiful. But hey, you showed me your breasts. So it's only fair if I showed you mine, right? Would you like me to take off my shirt and bra as well?"
"Yes. I'd love it."
Candace quickly took off her shirt and removed her bra.
"You have beautiful breasts too, Candace."
"Thank you."
"Say... you're over 18, right?"
"Yep! I had my 18th birthday last summer."
"Then you wouldn't mind if I touch your boobs a bit?"
"Only if you won't mind me touching yours."
"Not at all."
They started touching each other's breasts. They were both becoming more and more horny with every second.
"Viv, I really, really like your boobs! So soft... so warm... so pleasant to touch..."
"Thanks, Candace. Your boobs also feel great."
"But I'd really like to see your butt, too. And touch it. I want to know if your butt is as nice and soft as your boobs."
"All you had to do is ask", Vivian said in a soft, seductive voice. Then she stood up and started unbuckling her belt. Her pants fell down. She turned her back to Candace, grabbed her panties and pulled them down.
"Wow! Your butt is... amazing!" Candace became even more horny watching Vivian's behind. She got on her knees and put her hands on Vivian's buttocks. She was touching her butt all over, she was playing with Vivian's buttcheeks in the similar manner she did with her breasts, and eventually she separated them to see the little pink hole hiding between them.
They sat on the sofa again.
"I won't lie to you, Viv. I think you look awesome naked. If fact, I feel I'm psychically attracted to you." Candace decided to confess her feelings.
"I'm glad you think so, sweetie, because I feel strong sexual attraction to you, too." Vivian felt it was safe now to admit her attraction.
"Wow! That's great!"
"I know, right?"
"So... can I... kiss you?"
"Nothing I'd love more."
Candace and Vivian hugged and their lips met in a nice French kiss. Candace already tongue-wrestled Jeremy and Stacy before, but this time was special. Vivian had more experience than the said two, so Candace felt even more pleasure.
After that, Candace got up, she removed her skirt, and then she pulled her panties down. She and Vivian were now cuddling on the sofa fully naked, French-kissing.
Meanwhile, at the Johnson house, Jeremy and Linda were preparing for "round two". They were making out, hugging, cuddling, licking each other's nipples, etc. After some time, Linda took Jeremy's penis, still soft, and she started stroking it slowly and gently. She was fingering her vagina with the other hand. His penis was erecting slowly in Linda's hand. She continued stroking it until it become firm again.
"Oh, goody! Looks like you two are ready!" Linda clapped her hands, then she lied on the bed and spread her legs as wide as she could.
"Come on, Jeremy, do me! Do me in old-fashioned way! I want you... one more time."
Jeremy touched Linda's labia with the top of his penis first, then he slowly shoved it inside. He pulled it out, then shoved it back in. He kept repeating the process, increasing the speed. Linda was moaning and panting, playing with her breasts and her hard nipples along the way.
They were both enjoying it very much. They didn't care for the fact that Linda was the mother of Jeremy's best female friend. They didn't care for the fact that some people would probably consider it wrong, either. They wanted each other. Lust, passion and sexual desire were stronger than everything! Linda felt there wasn't a single thing in the world she would rather be doing at that moment than making sweet love with her daughter's friend. Jeremy also felt that there was no person in the world he'd rather be having sex with, not even Candace.
While Linda was enjoying sex with Jeremy, her daughter was busy too. She and Vivian were in the pose 69. Vivian was laying on the sofa while Candace was above her. She put her hands on Candace's buttcheeks and sticked her tongue into her vagina. She also spread her legs so Candace could be more comfortable.
Candace's mouth was right in front of Vivian's crotch. She decided to "introduce" her tongue to Vivian's clit, labia and vaginal juices. So, while Vivian was frantically licking her vagina, Candace's tongue was playing with Vivian's labia. It was going up and down.
Finally, Candace's lust increased so much, she started shoving her tongue into Vivian's vagina as deep as she could. She was penetrating Vivian's vag with her tongue, pulling it out and shoving it back in. She was doing that more frantically than Vivian.
"Whoa, Candace... keep it up and I'll... I'll..." Vivian was murmuring.
"Cum, Viv... cum... I want you to cum on my tongue... and keep licking me... let's cum together..."
Vivian then had her orgasm. She was moaning loudly as she was squirting her juices onto Candace's tongue. Candace's orgasm was also approaching.
"I came, Candace. It was wonderful", Vivian whispered.
"I'm about to cum, too... keep licking, Viv..." Candace said in an ecstatic voice.
Vivian continued licking Candace's clit until Candace started cumming. Candace was screaming from pleasure as she was having her orgasm.
Aftermath, two girls were laying on the sofa, still fully naked, cuddling and caressing.
"Vivian, you're an amazing woman."
"Thank you, Candace. I think you're great too."
"Not only you're a great friend, neighbor and mother, but you've also had sex with a teenage girl who's strongly sexually attracted to you. Not many women do that."
"Well, you're a very pretty teenager and I feel I'm sexually attracted to you, too. Besides, I may be in my forties, but I still have certain needs. And you, my young lover, know how to satisfy them."
"I like the sound of that... 'Lover'." Candace was flattered. "Hey, let's be lovers! Let's meet occasionally at your house and have sex like we just did!"
"I like the sound of that." Vivian whispered. They French-kissed once again.
"Do you know I also had sex with your mom the other day?"
"Yeah, she told me."
"She pounded me good with my strap on! It was awesome."
"I bet it was. Maybe we can use that toy of yours next time. You can pound me and I'll pound you."
"Sounds lovely", Vivian said and they tongue-wrestled some more.
Candace got up and started dressing.
"I have to go now... but I can't wait to have sex with you again!"
"I can hardly wait, too. See you, my young lover!"
Candace came back home. After she entered the yard, she heard some noises in the back. She went to check it out, and she saw Phineas and Ferb building some weird contraption, like many times before.
"Phineas... what are you two doing?" she asked grimly.
"Well, it's apple season", Phineas replied, "so we're gonna make a device with many mechanic hands. You know, for picking apples."
"Ooh, you guys are so busted! I'm going to tell mom this instant!" she ran into the house.
"Mom! Phineas and Ferb are..." then she stopped. "Oh. Right. She's not home. She went to Jeremy's."
Indeed, Linda was at the Jeremy's house having wild sex with him. They were both approaching climax.
"Linda... I can't hold it any more... I'm gonna cum", Jeremy whispered.
"Then do it, my sweetie... cum on me."
Jeremy pulled it out and shoot his sperm all over Linda's belly and breasts, moaning in the process.
"It was great... but I have a feeling it shouldn't be over yet. Won't you think so?" he asked.
"Yes. Yes, I do."
Jeremy got down and started rubbing Linda's clit with his finger.
"Do you like this?"
"Oh, God, yes... just keep it..." Linda was already pretty horny and she didn't need much to have an orgasm. She was yelling:
"Yes... yes... keep it... I'll cum... yes... YES!"
Linda's body was shaking with orgasm she was experiencing.
Finally, they were laying on the bed again, pretty tired.
"It was awesome. How come Candace didn't come?" Jeremy asked.
"I wanted us to be alone today. You know, just you and me making sweet, sweet love."
"And we did it."
"Uh-huh. Next time I'll bring her along, too."
"Maybe someone else could come. The more, the merrier."
"Is there any girl in the neighborhood you'd like to join us? If so, you tell me and Candace and I will see what we can do."
"Well, for starters, I'd like to have Stacy over again for the next time. I'd like another foursome with you, Candace and her."
"Okay then." Linda started dressing up. "I have to go now. I have dinner to make."
Later that day, in the evening, the whole Flynn-Fletcher family (except Perry) was sitting at the table having dinner.
"So, boys, how was your day?" Linda asked.
"Oh, it was great, mom" Phineas said. "Ferb and I have built a machine for picking apples. Some people have seen it working and they asked us to pick apples for them. Soon we ended up picking apples for half of Danville!"
"And then, when you came home, I wanted you to see that..." Candace added.
"...but it mysteriously disappeared before I could see it, right?" Linda said.
"Exactly." Candace pouted.
"I don't know where do they always disappear", Phineas said.
"Maybe that's one of those questions you can't get the answer for", Ferb added.
"So, everyone, how do you like my meat pie?" Linda asked again. "I added some special spices to make it taste better."
"It's delicious, honey" Lawrence said with his mouth half full.
"I like it", Candace said, "even though I've already had some... pie earlier today." She giggled.
"I hear you", Linda replied. "You could say I've also had some... meat." She started giggling too. Lawrence, Phineas and Ferb were staring at them, confused.
"I don't understand it", Phineas said.
"You'll understand it", Linda replied. "You're gonna understand... one day."
Suddenly they heard some familiar growling. Phineas turned around and he saw a certain semi-aquatic mammal he knew very well standing at the door.
"Oh, there you are, Perry."
END OF CHAPTER 1
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