Totally off the subject, but I am officially CPR certified as of noon this morning, and I'm happy and feel like telling everyone. )
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Totally!:
Today, Total had something very important to tell the Flock. He was nervous, having never told this to anyone, ever.
'Well, they already tease me for being a talking dog… one more reason shouldn't hurt.' He thought.
How wrong he was…
That night, all of the Flock was gathered around a campfire, talking amiably, and, for once, not thinking about saving the world. Or at least not talking about saving the world.
Nudge was rambling on and on, and no one could really understand her. Iggy was attempting to cover her mouth, and she was evading him, though not very easily. It was a game they played. Angel was talking to Max and Fang, who were both nervous. You could tell with Max, the way her eyes moved and when she wrung her hands, but only Total could tell about Fang; he smelled nervous.
Total sighed. Gazzy, who was next to him, ignored him ('Oh, sure. Ignore the dog,' thought Total irritably.) and continued wiring a bomb.
Total caught him muttering something about how things were different now that Iggy and Nudge had decided they liked each other.
"STOP!" he yelled, and everyone froze.
"What?" asked Max, snapping into leader mode. "Flyboys?" Fang's eyes narrowed in face of possible danger, and Iggy and Nudge stopped messing around, looking at Total.
"No." he said. "I have news."
Max and Fang exchanged a look. "Okay." Said Max.
There was a long pause.
"Are you going to tell us?" she asked, starting to sound annoyed.
You can do it, Total! Angel cheered in his head.
Total began scratching his left front leg, a nervous tic of his. "Well, I want to tell you my name…" he said, cocking his head to one side.
"We know your name, Total," said Iggy.
"No, my middle name." said Total.
There was another long pause.
"So…?" asked Nudge.
All eyes were on him. Total scratched harder. "My name… my name is Total Lee." He said. Then he waited for a reaction.
Nudge began to laugh. "Totally? Your name is Totally?"
Max was grinning, and even Fang was struggling to keep a straight face.
"Yes!" he sniffed, and then Total Lee stalked off to lie down.
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Thank you,
-Insane Winged Girl