Big Brother: LOTR style!
Dislaimer: I own absolutely nothing...yet. Mwuahahaha.
Author's Note: Ok, so this is based on Big Brother, but there is not evicting games or anything. Sure, there will be challenges but I'm not gonna make it where one person wins a lot of money or whatever. I guess you could say it was kinda like The Real World, but with more people.It will be based in modern times, not the time period of the Fellowship of the Ring. If I get some stuff wrong, just let me know!
Chapter 1:Meeting the roomies.
A black limo pulls up in front of the magnificent manshion in New Zealand. The house was a stark white, and was built right beside a river, about two hours from town. Out of the limo steps a tall, straping, blonde haired man. His hair was a little longer than shoulder length, and fashioned in braids, like that of a warrior. If you took a closer look you would see he had pointed ears, and blue eyes. He was wearing a red Abercrombie polo, and a pair of Hollister jeans. In one hand he had a cell phone, in the other a purse. Yes. A purse. A big, huge, Chanel purse.
"Like, OMG! This house is GORGY! I'm know I'm gonna love it here!" squealed the man." Jeffery!! Grab me bags won't you? I'm going to check out my new room!" with that the man gracefully walked into the house, flipping his hair over his shoulders as he went. Another man, Jeffery, stepped out of the limo to retrieve the man's bags. "Yes master Legolas!" he said while heading towards the trunk, "or should I say Mistress Legolas." he grumbled. He grabbed the bags, all Louis Vuitton, and headed into the house after Legolas.
"Oh my goodness! Is this place not amazing! I mean look out the back! It's on a river! That means I keep up my tan, don't you agree Jeffery? Well, it seems I'm the first one here, I'm going to pick out the best bedroom. Come Jeffery, bring my bags!" Legolas proceeded to glide up the stairs to the second floor, and headed to one of the rooms facing out over the river. The room was a light purple, almost lavender color, with a white chest of drawers and side table. On the farthest wall, was a door leading out to a balcony, with a palm tree growing right in front. On one of the other walls was a full length mirror, and a walk in closet. The bed was a queen sized with white covers that had little purple flowers on them."Oh this is fab! Jeffery! This is the one, you may bring my bags in here!" He walked over to the bed and placed his big ass purse of the bed, right when a car, blasting obsecene rap music, pulled up.
"OH! It must be one of my roomies! I better go meet them!" He ran out the door and downstairs just in time to see a short man with curly reddish brown hair step out of a Cadillac Low Rider. He was wearing Sean John sweats that looked atleast five sizes to big for him, a hat crookedly sitting on his mop of hair, a long silverchain with PIP in diamonds, and a grill. "Yo, my playah? Whats goin down? My name's Pippin, but you can call me the big P-I-P! WHATT!" Pippen walked up to Legolas, whose fair face held a look of utter disgust, and tried to be all gangster and do this fancy little hand shake (AN: You know, the ones all the guys do?), fumbling his hands and pounding fists for about five minutes before Legolas jerked his perfectly manicured hand back. "It's...ahem, nice to meet you Big...Pip? My name is Legolas. I have already picked my room and my stuff should already be in there, feel free to go find a room for yourself." said Legolas slowly backing away from the strange short man. "Sho thing playah. Peace." with that Pippin, aka Big Pip, walked into the mansion to find a room.
He chose a room on the second floor right above the car pool. The room was a baby blue color with white furniture. He had a small closet, a chest of drawers, a night table, and a mirror hanging on the wall. The window looked straight out over the driveway, which held a fountain in the shape of a lion spouting water form his mouth.
"Yo man, this is some sweet action!" he said looking out the window. "Yo Big L...is it cool if I call you that man?" "No, it asbolutely is not. You can call me my correct name." "Chill man, I gotcho back. Anyway, where be's yo room?" "Um, I'll show you. Kindly follow me." With that the two headed towards Legolas' room only to here another car pull in. "Looks like mo' of da peeps is here. Let's go check 'em out." Pippin bounded down the stairs and out the door while Legolas slowly walked behind him rolling his eyes and flipping his hair.
Outside a young woman stepped out of the silver porshce, she had pointed ears, just like Legolas. She was wearing a Gucci traveling suit and Chanel shades while carryng the exact same purse that Legolas owned, how odd. "Yo man look! Its a sweet ass looking shawty! I'm a pull that" whispered Pippin while eagerly looking her up and down. "You know, I can here all that you're saying over there, and I would never, not in a million years, ever touch anything that looked like you. Got it?" the woman said while glaring down at Pippin. Legolas hit him in the back of the head and walked forward before Pippin could do anyhting else to embarass him, "Hello, like my name is Legolas, and I adore you're purse, in fact I have one just like it!" he said while grinning towards the woman. "Oh my god? Really how cool! My name's Arwen, nice to meet you!" she replied while smiling at Legolas, but in her eyes was the look of utter confusion, "What the hell? Is he gay? He's too good looking to be gay!" was all she thought to herself before Pippin ran foward to introduce himself. "What up shawty! My name's Pippin. But you sweet thang can call me the Love Doctor." smirked Pippin while winking to Arwen. "Ew." was all she said before she pushed past him to the house, "If you don't leave me alone, my daddy will send people to take care of you. Now, which rooms are yours so that I can chose one?" Legolas pushed past her into the house and headed up stairs, "Mine is the lavender one and halfwit over there is in the room over the car pool. You can chose any other one you want." Arwen walked towards the far right side of the house, the opposite end of Legolas' and Pippin's rooms. She chose the room on the very end, it faced out over the river just like Legolas' but it was a creamy orange color. The furniture was a light pink, and the sheets on the bed were also a light pink color. She had an open closet that was circular, and there was a mirror on top of the chest of drawers. She also had a small desk in the corner of her room, right next to a window facing out over the right side of the property. "This house is nothing like daddy's, but it will have to do." she thought as she gazed out the window. Just then Legolas walked in to tell her another guest had arrived.
Together all three of the guests walked out on to the front porch to greet their new roomate. Out of the Volkaswagon van stepped a darkly tanned man with shoulder length brown hair. He had a beard and carried a surfboard under one arm. He was wearing a pair of boarding shorts and a quiksilver shirt. "Hey dudes and duddette! Hows it goin?" He said grinning up the to the other guests. "Oh man. He's gorgeous." was the thought running through both Legolas' and Arwen's head. The two started pushing eachother to be the first one down the stairs, but they were both beat by Pippin. "Whatup brother? My names Pippin but you can call me Big Pip, thats what blondy over there calls me, " in the background Legolas and Arwen were still fighting over who would be the first to introduce themselves to the new housemate, finally Legolas shoved Arwen down and raced forward. "I do not call him that, he only wishes. Anyway, like, my names Legolas, it's a pleasure to meet you..." "Sweet, my names Aragorn. Excellent. Whats the dudette's name over there?" Arwen still hadn't gotten up off the ground, she was crying over her glasses that had gotten smushed in the tussle. Legolas scowled while Pippin answered, "Her name's Arwen, she's a hot babe isn't she?" "Yeah little man, now which one of you dudes is gonna point out you're rooms so I can chose my pad?" asked Aragron while looking between Legolas and Pippin. "Mine is the lavender one on the far left, Pippin's is over the car pool , and drama queens over there is the orange one on the far right, you can have any of the others. Come, I'll show you some." Legolas grabbed Aragorn's hand and whisked him into the house before Arwen could protest.
"Chillax dude, we got time. No need ot run around like a chicken with it's head cut off. This house is totally rad." Aragorn said while walking in and out of all the rooms Legolas was tugging him into. Finally, they went back downstairs to see the room that was supposed to be out on the grounds. There was a little hut on to the side of the mansion, inside was a room that looked like it just fell out of the Caribbean. There were shells all over the walls and on shelves. There were racks for surf boards and other things. "Sweet. This is the one man. I'm can feel it!" Aragorn said while grinning around at the room he had chosen. At that time a car door opening was heard, and all the present guests walked towards the front yard.
Author's Note: It seemed like this was a good stopping point. Alright let me explain a few things first. Before all you Legolas fan's out there start flaming me, I love Legolas just as much as the next person. In fact he's my favorite character, but it just seemed like he would be the easiest to portray as gay. I meant no harm. Also, Gandalf will not be present in this fic because he's just a little to old to actually fit in, if you get what I mean. And I know they're on a river not an ocean, and I know Aragorn can't surf in a river, but he's a surfer, he takes his board everywhere, and that just seemed like a detail that needed to be included, especially in the room he chose. Alright thats it, the next chapter will finish introducing the characters. I hoep you enjoyed it! Reviews are loved! I'll give you a cookie if you do! Also, if you would like to see a picture of the house I based the Big Brother house on, check my profile, they're should be a hyper link.