To PaddycakePadfoot….because I didn't know it was your birthday…
A short, short crack!fic about Harry and Draco watching Movies.
"…" – Movie Line.
"Harry, what are you doing?"
"Watching TV?"
"…"
"It's Muggle entertainment Draco, you know, like in Muggle studies."
"Oh. What are you watching?"
"A movie."
"…"
"It's fun, Draco. Come here and watch it with me."
"Um, Okay."
"What the hell is this suppose to be? That red head guy is almost as ugly as Weasel-"
"I thought he was kinda, y'know cute…"
"Hey! Don't you check out other guys, especially THAT- that's it I'm ending this."
Draco jumped up and began waving his wand around threatening the guy on the TV with death threats and glares.
"I'll come in there and kill you-, I'll-I'll light your hair on fire, I'll-I'll-"
"…..ughhhh….IDIOT…."
"Draco stop threatening Napoleon."
"Harry, he just called me an idiot! I can't just let…"
"Draco he's a TV character he can't hear us, or interact with us."
"But he's talking and we can see him and-"
"He can't interact with us…but I can with you…"
"Oh. Well, in that case…"
"…After the movie Draco"
"Alright, I'll finish watching it with you."
"Good. You'll like it."
"That wasn't so bad was it Draco?"
"What was the point of that?"
"None. That's the point."
"Oh, Muggles what can I expect…so wanna fool around now?"
"No, we have homework to do."
"But Harry….my lips hurt REAL bad…" Draco whined and found himself with a lapful of Harry flavored lip balm.
The END.
Hope you enjoyed it Megs! It wasn't a great piece of writing but, it was all I could think of. Happy Belated Birthday!