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Monster Service Announcement

MSA #1

Jackson Jekyll opened the door and entered the auditorium where Cleo de Nile had requested his help. He saw that Frankie Stein was also there holding a video camera and Ghoulia Yelps had a clipboard that doubled as a movie clapboard. Cleo stood near large curtain.

"Jackson, thank you for coming." Cleo beamed and waved him to come closer. He went up the steps and stood next to her. "Okay, just stand here and look pretty. I will take care of everything."

"Look pretty?" He asked confused and a little concerned. It wasn't that he didn't get along with Cleo, in fact she was surprisingly nice to him, but still, she was a little scary.

"Don't worry Jackson, you are pretty." Frankie commented and blushed a little. Jackson smiled and blushed a little as well. Cleo rolled her eyes.

"Gahhhhhh." Ghoulia stated. Frankie turned on the lights, and the camera. Cleo stepped in front of the camera.

"This is a special Monster Service Announcement. I'm Cleo de Nile, and I'm here to speak to you today about a terrible problem affecting many monster and normies in our world today. And by that, I mean their style of dress." She stated and motioned towards Jackson. He looked a little stunned and once more confused.

"Some believe that the style of Geek Sheik is a really thing. I'm here to let you all know that, that is not true. Geek Sheik is a lie."

"Wait, but Ghoulia dresses like a geek too." Jackson blurted out.

"No, Ghoulia does a cheery punk, with retro glasses. You are wearing a sweater vest. Now I am going to use my grand makeover skills to improve the style of our fashion victim. I've decided in honor of myself, I will give him a Egyptian style." Cleo pulled the curtain in front of them. Ghoulia pressed a button attached to the clipboard and a light went on behind Cleo and Jackson allowing a silhouette to appear on the curtain. Jackson let out a little scream as Cleo started to rip off Jackson's clothes.

"What are you doing?" He exclaimed.

"I need to remove these rags before I can redress you." She stated.

"But what those clothes aren't …" Cleo placed her hand over his mouth.

"Now listen Jackson, I am doing you a favor, if you continue to interrupt me, I will be forced to gag you. Do you understand?" Jackson nodded as Cleo started to dress him. A few minutes later Cleo stopped and moved the curtain. She stood there triumphantly. A gasp came from Frankie.

"Now, I've dressed Jackson in grand Egyptian garb, even going as far as to letting him wear a pair of my own sandals to match the outfit. Jackson looked miserable as Frankie spoke up.

"But, but Cleo, that's an outfit for a woman. It doesn't look right on him." She stated. Cleo looked at Frankie and then Jackson, who was wearing the sort of outfit Cleopatra would wear in a movie along with a pair of Cleo's 4-inch wedge sandals.. Cleo frowned.

"You're right it doesn't look right. Give me a moment." Cleo stepped in front of Jackson again and pulled out a couple of cases. A moment later she moved and now Jackson was wearing a short-haired woman's wig with golden highlights, and perfect make-up.

"There perfect. You look very beautiful Jackson. All the boys will fall in love with you." Cleo stated before looking into the camera. "Remember, friends don't let friends try Geek Sheik."

"But I don't want boys to fall in love with me." Jackson stated as he glanced at Frankie, whose eyes had glazed over a moment. "Frankie, why are you drooling?" He asked. He looked at Ghoulia who seemed strangely excited too.

"Gahhhhhh, gahhhhhh gah." She stated.

"Oh, so that's what Yaoi is?" Frankie commented. "That sounds fascinating."

"Gaahhh.. gahhhh"

"You have your own collection, can I see it?"

"Ladies please." Cleo stated as she picked up the clothes she pulled off Jackson. "We're done here, lets go." She added as they walked out with the girls following her. Jackson sat there a few moments before he realized he had nothing to change back into to.

"Um Cleo, Frankie, Ghoulia?" He called as he got up and started to walk, or attempted to walk.

"How do the girls walk in these?" He asked. It was obvious that no one was around, and he certainly wasn't going through the school dressed like this. He went to the outside exit and slipped out.

"Don't you look all purdy." Came a familiar voice as he backed out of the door. He turned around and saw Deuce standing there with Clawd.

"I can explain." Jackson stated.

"Don't worry, Cleo does this to all the guys in the group sooner or later." Clawd explained.

"Really?" Jackson asked.

"Yeah, you should have seen Clawd. Cleo Lolita'd him." He grinned.

"Hey, you promised you wouldn't tell."

"But you looked so adorable in your frilly pink dress, and bows." Deuce laughed. Clawd growled.

"Oh yeah and what did she put you in?"

"You'll never know." Deuce stated as he turned from them. A wistful smile appeared on his face as he fondly remembered the black sequined evening gown, with matching stiletto pumps.

"So you guys brought me some clothes to change back into?" Jackson asked full of hope.

"Um, no. Cleo would kill us. We're just hear to make sure no one does anything nasty to you on your way home." Clawd explained.

"And to harass you ourselves." Deuce added.

"Wonderful." Jackson groaned.

The End

Notes: This just came to me while I was working on a Monster High Fic. It was originally going to be a bonus bit, but I thought I might want to do some other ones sometime, so I made it its own thing.