Mario: Behind the Scenes
Here's some funny Mario stuff.
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Chapter one: Super Mario 64
Mario and Luigi are getting ready for their roles in the game.
Director: Ok, now I want you to say your lines for the beginning of the game.
Mario: It's a me, Mario!
Luigi: And a me, Luigi!
Director: Sorry Luigi, but your line was too long, so we can't let you be in the game.
Mario: But were a brothers! You can't a separate us!
Director: Did I mention this will be the most successful game in the history of video games?
Mario: I'm a in! Sorry Luigi.
Luigi: That's ok, nobody likes me anyway.
Mario: Yep.
Director: ok Mario, for your next scene, you'll be throwing bobombs at the king bobomb.
Mario: do the bobombs have to be real?
Mario throws bobombs at the king, who throws them back at Mario.
Mario puts them in his pants, blows up and flies around like crazy
Mario: mama mia!!!
Luigi: That's got to hurt. Augh!!! He's coming this way!
Mario lands on top of Luigi, bobombs from his pants fling them back in the air, Luigi gets his head stuck in the ground, and Mario lands on top of him.
Director: Perfect!!! For the next scene your going to fight Bowser!!!
Mario: mama mia, how do I do that?
Director: just go behind Bowser, grab his tail, and throw him into a bomb.
Bowser: is this scene going to hurt?
Mario: good thing I bought these new sticky gloves, it'll make it much easier to hold on to Bowser.
Mario grabs Bowser, throws him into a bomb, realizes that the sticky gloves won't let go of Bowser's tail, and they both blow up.
Director:
For your last scene, you have to let the princess kiss you.
Mario: Wha Hoo!
Director: The princess was sick today, so were letting Birdo fill in instead.
Mario: (jumps out of the castle in slow motion) Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
End of chapter one.