Ok how to start this off. Uh. Hi my name's Sam. What's yours? Oh god I sound like Dora.

Let me start over. *Cough, cough* Ok. The name's Sam. I'm 15, lives with my mother and my two sisters who moved out and I am a complete social outcast. And my father...well...he's in a better place now. I got awesome friends. But, the only time you see me is if I'm online chatting with my friends about anything from cartoons to video games.

I live in a place that is none of your damn business. But I have to admit it's...home...Basically.

I was sitting on my computer trying get this stupid assignment done for school but I was really wishing I could sucker punch my teacher in the face...with a golf club. "Since when does algebra requires a report?!" I shouted to myself as I started at my blank screen.

I looked at the internet explorer icon staring at me wanting to play on it's many, many, many enjoyable, cookie downloadable, virus infested, websites. "No. Must do this stupid homework assignment." I said trying to think.

I looked at the icon again. "Maybe I can take a break." I looked out my door to make sure my mom wasn't around so I could log on.

Good thing she passes out by 9:30. I logged into my YouTube account and started to listen to music. "I'll just be a few minutes."

Soon those minutes turned to hours. "Wait what was I doing again?" I then remember the assignment. "Oh crap. I forgot about this. Where was I?" I looked at the screen.

"Oh yeah. Nothing." I started thinking. This was punishment for my class not showing the substitute teacher respect and for "accidentally" setting the water fountain on fire. Again.

I sighed. My life was full of crap. I was an outcast cause I don't like the same type of music, I'm a HUGE fan of current and past cartoons, or the fact that I don't act like a spoiled brat/Bitch/Douch bag/... You get the idea...

I wish I could just escape to a place where I can just be...well...me. I just want to be a cartoon loving teen who doesn't have a care in the world. So since I ranted to myself and made myself feel bad, I knew what could cheer me up and that was My little Pony: Friendship is magic.

This is my most favorite cartoon in my top 5 list. Right on top of the list. Next to Code Lyoko, Super robot monkey team, TMNT, and Yin Yang yo or was it the original Teen Titans? I forget which. Annnyyyyywhooooooo...

I sometimes wish life was easy like in the show. I mean sure you can get kidnapped by Diamond Dogs, or attacked by a Manticorn, or even get turned gray by Discord...Or even get trapped in a cave with King Sombra...

WHY CAN'T I LIVE THERE?!

I looked out my window and saw the twinkling star. I sighed. "I wish I could live in Equestria. Life wouldn't be hard, I wouldn't have to deal with school like this crap, and I wouldn't have to deal with the drama like I do back home."

I sighed and slammed my head onto my keyboard. "My life is full of shi-" I stopped and heard the sound of thunder booming outside. I look outside and saw the clear sky outside. It was clear outside. Weird there's no clouds outside.

I closed my curtains and wondered what was that. The glow from my computer screen was gone. I thought it was in sleep mode until I jiggled the mouse and nothing happened.

"Great. Now I have to redo the work that I have not done, again." I pressed the power button but no response. "Are you kidding me? What's going on?" I didn't know what happened but the screen flashed twice and a bright light shot around my room. I was knocked out of my seat. I saw object around my room flying around like a hurricane of clothes, books, DVDs, and other crap I didn't even know I owned.

I saw the light glowing brighter and brighter until two dark blue ghost like clouds were reaching out to me. I backed away but bumped into my closet. "Not good, not good." I said.

I wanted to scream but nothing came out of my mouth. I felt the forms wrapped around my waist. I tried to fight back to free myself until I felt myself being dragged away. I grabbed my bed post to force myself away from the force of being pulled in.

But curse my weak upper body strength. I let go and was pulled in. Black and white swirls surrounded me. It reminded me about that Teen Titan episode with Mad Mod putting them back in school. By the time I was in I saw my computer screen shut down and my room a disaster.

(Swirling Vortex)

I saw myself flying through the vortex. But I felt weird...like I was changing into something. I closed my eyes trying to block the feeling of being in fear knowing something could happen. I looked around and saw from my computer files to faded movements that looked like Ponies, Dan from 'Dan vs.', Zoe from 'Littlest Pet Shop', Shezow from...well Shezow, and...Is that Batman? I felt myself swirling around the vortex.

(The Crystal Empire)

One spark two sparks. I shot through and fell forward. "Ugh my head...Feels like a hangover..." Even though I have no idea what a hangover feels like.

I looked around. I'm not in my room anymore. I think this place look familiar. Where have I've seen this place before? I got up but fell forward.

"What the hell?" I groaned. I tried to stand up again but again fell. I felt like a baby trying to walk again. "What the heck is wrong with my..." I didn't see legs. Instead I saw hooves.

"What? WHAT?" I looked at my hands and saw hooves also. I saw a mirror behind me. I looked into it and saw I saw a pony. A unicorn to be exact. A brown unicorn that matched my skin tone as a human, my mane braided which was fluffed to look like an afro, shining green eyes, and then I thought. What's my cutie mark? I really didn't have much of a talent.

Besides typing fan fictions, or doing art I really didn't see myself doing anything else. I looked on my flank. And of course I was a blank flank. I guess I'll have to hang with the Cutie Mark Crusaders now.

I did the most calmed thing I could do. "AHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed shattering something.

"I'm a pony. I'm a pony. I am a pony..." I repeated again and again like I was losing my mind.

"I got to get out of here." I began running until I heard a sound. "Hey you stop intruder!" I turned around and saw a sparkling guard.

"Oh my god. I'm in the crystal empire." I said. But I began running. Its funny how trying to escape from sparkling crystal guards makes you learn how to run on your hooves in a snap.

"Stop her!"

"Sorry gotta go!" I continued to run.