A/N: Hey! This is my first fanfiction, and it would be great if you guys could give me some tips and all that good jazz. :D Just review and I'll get this thing started! Critiscm is welcome and please tell me of any spelling/grammar/whatever mistakes so I can feel good. :P
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A rather odd patch of meadow, free from trees, was planted smack dab in the middle of nowhere. It had a mystical auroa to it. The fog bombarded the air as mist swirled up toward the leaves, as if for eternity.
And yet what was that green cat doing there?
"OI! CAMERA! Check it out!"
The green cat seemed to be speaking.
Odd.
"IDIOT! I'M OVER HERE!"
The green cat was a tabby, and not only was he green, he had some spunk to match it.
"You've got three seconds to get a close-up."
"FINE!" The camera cat yelled, balancing on a tree branch with his hind paws.
The camera zoomed in.. way too close. All you could see was the green cat's eyeballs. Which were starting to get some red veins in them.
Hiking a cat eyebrow up at the camera cat with an expression that said "you ain't gettin' paid", the green cat stepped back and cleared his throat.
"Hey guys! The name's Mountaindew and my way is just too cool." Mountaindew looked proud of himself for the rhyme, polishing his claws in a strikingly Barbie doll fashion. "This is one of the meadows of StarClan. I was sent here randomly for random reasons. I'm here today to tell you something very serious, very serious indeed. You folks all down there know about the Clans, right?"
A chorus of cheers came from behind a bush. Feeling self-consious, Mountaindew went on, his eyelid twitching as Jaws music came on.
"Anyway, it seems ThunderClan has been riddled with a disease called INSANITY," Mountaindew nodded importantly. "We're taking records of the Insanity levels in this Clan, which have only just started. Stay tuned for more."
With that, Mountaindew started padding away. He would have made it to the bushes if not for a blue ball of fur tackling him down.
"Forgetting something?" A yowl broke through the air as the blue she-cat stuck her head up, livid, and marched to the camera. Leaving Mountaindew groaning on the ground, she twirled defiantly and spoke rapid-fire.
"Hey hey hey! I'm Blueberry, and I'm the leader of this operation, mhm mhm. As the great Mountaindew said over there, the Clans are threatened by the infectionous disease."
Dramatic pause.
"Hold onto your friend's brother's mother's father's son, because you're in for a wild ride!"
Pause.
"We're gaining information-"
At this, Mountaindew stirred from his corner and whispered gleefully, "A.K.A We're stalking.."
"-from the ThunderClan cats and looking for a cure that might help them." Blueberry finished, sending the death glare over to Mountaindew.
Turning back to the camera, Blueberry waved at the camera and yelled something in a different language, which sounded remarkably like a sneeze.
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