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I DON'T OWN ANYTHING OF TWILIGHT OR RELATED TO IN ANY WAY
CHAPTER1
BPOV
Today everyone but me and Alice went hunting and Edward had to go to Italy for some odd me and Alice where siting there on the couch we where so bord Alice started begging me to go shopping with her"pleeeeeeaaaasssee"she begged and of course i said no after hours of this she gave up and started wisteling don't trust me by when i realised that i don't know how to wistle,i asked Alice if she could teach me how to wistle and she looked at me like i was an idiot "you mean you don't know how to wistle"i shook my head no and so Alice gave me a lesson on how to wistle and after four hours of trying to learn i felt so dizzy i could have passed out if that is even possible got upset that she couldn't teach me and she ran away saying somethnig about being me being a terrible learner and something about craziness.After Alice ran away i deciede to co to Charlie for help so i got in my car(wich i think is unnessarly expensive)and drove to Charlies i walked into the house he was watching baseball as usial.I walked over to him and asked him if he could teach me to wistle he gave me the same look Alice had and then he said "Bells i thought i already taught you how to wistle i shook my head no," well ok then i guess i can teach you."ok that would be great so then he tried to teach me and he really tried finally he realised that this would be harder than he thaught so he just said that maby i should ask someone else to teach me so i said thanks for trying and i gave him a hug and told him bye after he thought i was out of hearing distance he said "god wahats wrong with that girl shes 24 and she can't wistle i think i am gonna have a break down if she asks me to teach her again. Ugggggggg she made me miss the last of the game "
I got back home and Alice was no where in sight i must of really got in her nerves but i tried to learn honest "ugh"oh well i am gonna go to Edward's old room and keep about 30 minutes the rest of the family walked,in i ran down stairs and Alice still wasn't here i wonder where she went?I asked Esme if she could teach me to wistle"of coures honey no problem"we went through the same procedure i tried yet again but nothing happened Esme got a strange look on her face and told me to try again and i did and again nothing happened i told her that dad and Alice both tried to teach me but the same thing happened she just said "well bella maby you just wern't ment to wistle" that made even more upset i was already sad that i couldn't wistle and then when Esme said that it actuall hurt me cause she thinks anyone can do anything they put their mind to.I told her thanks for taking her time to help me and she said no problem and i got totally bumed out cause even Renesmee can wistle ohhhh thats it i can ask Nessie to teach me and so i found her and asked her i can't believe i asked my daughter to teach me to wistle. Nessie can you please teach me to wistle and she laughted and asked me why i needed her help and i told the about everything that had happened today and she laughed even harder at the thought of her mom comeing to her and asking her how to wistle and then she tried and with in 10 minutes Nessie got up and screamed as loud as she could and said"MOM YOU ARE HOPELESS I CANT BELIVE U CANT WISTLE GOSH"and she stormed she didn't have to be mean about it.
Now i felt like sobbing thats when Jasper walked in and told me my waves of sadness where about to kill him and so he asked wat was wrong and i told him and he just gave me this look strange look and walked then i guess i can ask Carlisle oh wait he's working and he dosnt like us to bother i found Emmett and asked him and he ran away and 2 seconds later he brought me four hundred books and told me to read them he said he could never figure out how to read so i should have them and then he left i looked at the first four books and they said "How to wistle for dummies,the art of the wistles,how to wistle songs,and then a book called how to read for children between the ages two to four" all of the sudden Emmett came back and grabbed the how to read book away from me and said he still needed that that was wiered i thought and then took the books back to the cottage and sat on the floor and read the books over ane over trying to figure it out i bet i read each book 10 times and by this time i was curled up in the corner dry sobbing and all the books were scattered around the floor and Edward walked in and and he took one look at me and was trying to figure out what was wrong and i told him and he simply said "make an 'o' with your lips and put your toung behind your teeth and and LIGHTLY blow"i tried it and then i heard a sound OMG i did it i wistled i started jumping up and down and then after i was done celebrteing we started our way to the house and i started wisteling a bunch of randome songs on my way way back up to the cullens house to showed everybody how i could wistle and they all clapped and Renesmee said"finally u figured it out, you where driving erybody crazy with trying to learn how to do something you shoule of learned when you where 3"and dad"thank you i don't know how you did it we all tried to teach her even grandpaw Charlie tried to teach her and she drove us all crazy and well for Alice crazy again" wait what do you mean i drove her crazy again?????"oh ummmmmm well yo-"Emmett cut in and said "you drove her to go back to the loony bin" Wait you mean i literally drove her insane or insaner?Wow when is she comeing back??this time it was Esme who replied "well sweetie they wont let her out till they think shes cured so it could be a while" Oh its all my fault i just wanted to learn how to wistle and now Alice is back in the wacky shack for who knows how long i am sooooooo sorry everybody especially you Jazz."Its ok Bells you didn't mean it and it shouldn't be to long before she gets out......hopefully" How about we all go visit her tomorrow? Carlisle suggested "ok" everyone replied.
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